Bill:
Let it be known that I did not survive the wintah of 2015.
Doug:
Death by snow shovel. Nobody saw it coming.
Bill:
Death's a lot coldah than I expected, too.
Doug:
And I can report there is a definite lack of dahk-eyed virgins.
Bill:
Only the martyrs get the virgins.
Doug:
Hey, Ka-boom, say hello to BigBri for me.