Officially retired, unofficially creeping along...

Lisa the Temp:
You know the old phrase asking the last one out to please turn off the lights?

 

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Lisa the Temp:
Well, I've got something to tell you, peeps...

 

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Lisa the Temp:
The lights are automatic!

 

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Lisa the Temp:
I know. Crazy, right?

 

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We interrupt retirement to say "Je Suis Charlie"

Susan/Circle:
Well, if nothing else can warm you up on a cold day like this, seeing Petey's glee at making the Hall surely will.

 

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Mike:
Seriously. The only people not happy for Pedro are the Jihadists.

 

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Susan/Circle:
Because the only thing they hate more than a happy infidel are jokes about the Prophet.

 

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Mike:
Especially jokes about the Prophet made in the form of comics.

 

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Susan/Circle:
Speaking of... How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

 

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Mike:
Allah them!

 

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