We're running out of Fridays

In a group of Soxaholix, a woman speaks:
So have we reached the point where "under .500 Fridays" are secured for the rest of season?

 

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In a group of Soxaholix, a woman speaks:
Meanwhile, all the funny people are dying.

 

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In a group of Soxaholix, a woman speaks:
And all the chop your head off people are ascending.

 

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In a group of Soxaholix, a woman speaks:
But's it's Friday so who gives a shit?

 

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In a group of Soxaholix, a woman speaks:
Any weekend plans? Ted, you know it's still warm, you should consider the beach.

 

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Comments

[Bob]

More likely to attack men? Bull shark.

http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/sharkwatch/great-white-shark-lunges-two-women-massachusetts-n195596

[Chairman Meow]

Joan Rivers funny? More like pissed off and mouthy.
The butler is where he is and the maid is under the impression she is in charge.
Nonsense. This is my castle.
My rules.
Remain creepy, the lot of you. I think the butler is at a creepiness convention.

[soxinsix]

Nice effort Koji :(

[COD]

We have a full slate of college football tomorrow to distract us form baseball. I, for one, intend to take full advantage as it's going to be 90 and humid here. I'll stay inside where its nice.

[TJS]

Sadly, Koji's splitter continues to be affected with the same malaise as WMB, JBJ, and to a lesser extent ACraig. I am somewhat ashamed to admit I turned it off when Koji came in, conceding the win to the Skanks. I was not at all surprised by the outcome, only slightly surprised at the culprit.. Headley? why not Drew?

[TJS]

And yes, I knew Drew was no longer in the game, but it would have been sweet irony.

[Bob]

Other than the meth (or possibly because of the meth) this guy is my new hero:

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/12/30/andrew-frey-meth-masturbating_n_4518225.html

[TJS]

^^ Dude is 37 yrs old! Maybe the meth was mixed with a little Viagra? Imagine the ass kicking he could have dished out if he had used both hands.

[Bob]

Well, no more summer hours, but they've replaced them with meetings, so there's that. While I go pass out in a conference room, here's a little something I think every Soxaholix will do well on:

http://www.brainfall.com/quizzes/how-creepy-are-you/

Have a great weekend all. Hopefully we'll have something fun to yak about on Monday.

[buckner was framed]

meh. Only 56% creepy. (although still "certified") I can do better

If only I hadn't shaved the mustache

[Steven in MD]

either 19% creepy, or just old.