Now with moveable joints

Bill:
Well, looks like the coronation of Jackie Bradley Jr is a few years off still. He's getting send down to triple-A.

 

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Steve:
Perfect. Give the dauphin two weeks worth to feast on inferior pitching to get his confidence back. Then back he comes with a vengeance when the rosters expand.

 

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Bill:
I admiah your optimism.

 

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Steve:
In the near future, we'll be watching JB Jr. win Gold Gloves while being waited on by our Dutch Wives.

 

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Bill:
I love the future.

 

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Comments

[Chairman Meow]

My, my, my you humans just go lower and lower and lower.
I do not need an expensive mannequin for me to be pleasured. Explains why the butler is scrimping on the finer things, like liver snaps.

[lc]

The futah never comes (look it up).

lc

[Cmdrflake]

I like the Dauphin reference. Notice how the best pitchers are breaking down like the cup cars after 300 miles of racing flat out?
Hmm. I am in NASCAR mode. That is better than dealing with this aggravating team.
Me thinks we've hit the safer barrier, and have some handling issues that crash made worse.

[Harwich Rich]

I think I'm turning Japanese,I really think so,think so,think so. ;O

[yazbread]

Saw a great movie on Netflix this weekend - 'The Battered Bastards of Baseball'.

[Bob]

I thought Rusney Castillo was going to replace JBJ. Just like the Dutch Wives are replacing all the women of earth.

[yarnista]

As for me, I want neither a silicone sister nor a manager mister. Besides, haven't we women been complaining for years that guys never look at our eyes? How would THEY know if they're more realistic?

[Rob in CT]

But yarnista, they told me you got what it takes!

[buckner was framed]

define "eyes"

[dustbunny44]

If you're old enough then this is your future. It's my future, and where's all the neat stuff I was promised? Where's the Mars base and the flying cars? All I got is the memory of 3 championships, Facebook time-wasting, and binge-watching TV. Meanwhile I wait to see if the next tide takes my house away.

[buckner was framed]

db, you have a talking cat. There's that

[Cmdrflake]

db, there is the writing cat.
Try dealing with that.
He is a pain.
He is Dustin Pedroia.
Without the results, but with the ego. I deal with that.
Spoiled.
Old.
Cat.
He looks in anger.
No Liver Snaps.
HA!

[Harwich Rich]

I think we're shifting from The Soxaholix to The Catatonix ;D

[Kaz]

"We feel we have finally got something that is arguably not distinguishable from the real thing."

Pros:
Can't argue
Can't deny you
Won't cost you money after you take it home

Cons:
You have to dress it
You have to pose it
You have to clean it
...I mean it's basically a paraplegic that you don't have to feed. A cute one, but nobody's ever said "I wish I could marry a coma patient!".

[Harwich Rich]

...although I'm sure for the right price,Doc.

[h.b.]

Oh, the robotics part is coming along too. It will be an odd world in the future.

I assume I'll miss all this robot sex but I heard some scientist the other day saying that life extension stuff over the next 10 years is going to be profound even for us older farts.

Or I'll be in a box. With the cat. Who may or may not be dead.

[Harwich Rich]

Well played,Sir-Well played. ;D

[Cmdrflake]

hb, Check out the Futurama episode: "Proposition Infinity".(Also, "Love and Robot", or "I Dated a Robot".) Might be happening sooner than Matt Groening thought it might.
JBJ is back, as Middlebrooks returns to his normal position for the Sox: the 15 day DL for a hamstring issue. And so it goes...

[Chairman Meow]

If there's air in the coffin, I'll eat human flesh. I can be picky, but in a pinch, I even eat store brand dry "Cat Food", albeit reluctantly.