Summer Vacation 2014 (placeholder 02 for comments)

Your omniscient author in absentia:
My overlong, gratuitous vacation is still going. See you back here on or about July 7, 2014.

Keep your Sox on and keep your days creepy.

 

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Comments

[Bob]

The season has reached the second half, and I'm optimistic. Sure, the glass is half full of urine, but that means there's half a glass available for beer. Of course, at that point you'll be drinking a half urine/half beer, but you have to look on the bright side: At least it's not Miller Light.

[Harwich Rich]

No Bob,that would be Bud light ;O

[soxinsix]

Nope, Coors Light. Awful stuff.

[Cmdrflake]

$5 I-C light. Need I say more?

[rm]

Isn't that Schmidt's? Or am I dating myself? Nice to be off the west coast and to take 2/3 from the Yankees. Here's hoping they can string more 7-3 streaks rather than 3-7 streaks.

[ponch]

Mookie Betts reported that the Yankee fans were yelling awful things at him. Surprised, I am.

[ponch]

Mookie Betts reported that the Yankee fans were yelling awful things at him. Surprised, I am.

[Steven in MD]

If Drew hadn't finally got that hit and RBI, Fenway fans would be yelling awful things at him. 4/21 RISP, and yet they win 2 of 3. The mfy's glass is half full of piss as well.

[Bob]

Was that a great pitching performance, or the anemic Red Sox bats back at work (or unemployment as the case may be)?

[Cmdrflake]

Odd, isn't it? The only guys that got hits had no business being there.

[Steven in MD]

I'm tasting more piss than beer in my half full glass today...

[Harwich Rich]

Tastes like "Old Bohemian" to me,maybe a little "Fort Schuyler" on the side. :D

[Chairman Meow]

I wonder if the Sox bats have EBT cards, that get charged up today? Just asking. Now, why isn't the butler getting me a liver snap? I say, you, there!

[urm in J]

Can someone explain please why there is a fat man over there in the corner talking to himself in this itty bitty kitty voice?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JchKa8Ox3Hs

[COD]

One run in two games against the Cubs. That's a rap on 2014 kids. See ya'll next year.

[Bob]

That may have been the ugliest game of the year. Just awful.

[SonomaSox]

Can we bring back the Veets?

These guys are the big suck right now but can't hate 'em - WS #3 and all. Need someone to channel my inner rage.

[Bob]

Well, Pedroia is hitting,so that's good. Other brights spots include this floater in my left eye.

[Chairman Meow]

Don trying to be a dentist? Jerry letting him do it? (I won't go there, relax, humans.)The butler was doing Bailey's Ice Cream, so he is likely to be a bit slow for a while.

[Bob]

I wonder if our summer hours apply to the Thursday before a holiday? I guess I'll just have to leave and see what happens.

Have a great 4th of July weekend all. Hopefully we'll have something fun to yak about on Monday.

[Steven in MD]

Only 3 games behind Houston and Arizona for the consolation prize - I think we can get there!

[lc]

nothing to see, here

[Steven in MD]

A's pick up Jeff Samardzija and Jason Hammel. Looks the this year's AL rep in the WS is coming from Oakland...