.500 Friday bonus
Bill:
Two wrong way walkoffs in one week? Jeez, if I had a sex robot, I'd beat it.
Mike:
You know they're actually closah to first aftah 40 games right now than they were last year?
Bill:
Yeah, well, "the reports of Solange being intoxicated or displaying erratic behavior throughout that evening are simply false"
Mike:
So there are facts and then there are facts.
Bill:
Fact is this is .500 club.
Mike:
In theory, that means we shouldn't even be here today.
Bill:
Are we?
I'm ovah heah now.
existentially,
lc.
Posted by: lc | 2014.05.16 at 09:14 AM
I think hb needs a nice warm dryer to lie on top of and doze off, comfortably numb.
Posted by: Chairman Meow | 2014.05.16 at 09:15 AM
wh d I fe l invi b e?
Posted by: Bob | 2014.05.16 at 09:56 AM
Well that experiment didn't work.
So, a wrong-way walkoff? If a walkoff goes against your team, shouldn't it be called a Fu*#off?
Posted by: Bob | 2014.05.16 at 09:58 AM
Plus los Birdos are in 1st place. We know how that will play out.
Posted by: yazbread | 2014.05.16 at 10:26 AM
Tie goes to the lurker.
Posted by: SAC | 2014.05.16 at 10:34 AM
Shrodinger's Soxaholix
Posted by: ponch | 2014.05.16 at 12:51 PM
Could we interest Chairman Meow in this cozy box? In the name of science, of course.
Posted by: yarnista | 2014.05.16 at 01:16 PM
Chairman Meow, both alive and dead? That's nearly as preposterous as someone being both surly and lovable.
Have a great weekend all. Hopefully we'll have something fun to yak about on Monday.
Posted by: Bob | 2014.05.16 at 03:38 PM
You Dog heads do not deter me from going to my afternoon spot in the kitchen, where the butler will serve up my fancy feast. He usually is grumpy after his team loses, today has been no different.
And yes, I would Z out in a coffin. If it is comfortable, warm inside and I can work the lid...
Posted by: Chairman Meow | 2014.05.16 at 04:27 PM
His nibbs is lurking. I got some microwave feast for his daughter and His Lordship. This could be more fun than most games this past week.
A shout out to the Maid (Who knows how creepy* we are and looks the other way) who turned down an honor because she feels it is a political thing, designed to make "phony, plastic bananas feel good about themselves!"
*Stay creepy my friends.
Posted by: Cmdrflake | 2014.05.16 at 04:33 PM
Yes Bob, I am lovable if you are feline. Anything else? Fuhgeddaboudit!
Posted by: Chairman Meow | 2014.05.16 at 04:35 PM
"I'm not even supposed to be here today!" --Dante Hicks
Posted by: Kaz | 2014.05.17 at 11:42 AM