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Bill:
The good news is Pedroia and Uehara will avoid the DL.
Mike:
What's the bad news?
Mike:
I pity the hatahs.
Bill:
Seriously. If you find robot sex creepy today, you're going to be in deep shit when the robots are running the place in the future.
Mike:
Robots nevah forget.
Funny. I've just starting working on a robot account. Seriously. Unfortunately, not a robot sex account. Or a robot-on-RealDoll account.
Posted by: Bob | 2014.04.15 at 09:59 AM
Robots are in charge of the MLB Replay System,
Posted by: Chip | 2014.04.15 at 10:09 AM
Anybody else read Shatner's Tek sci-fi books when they were younger? As a young man just discovering lustful feelings, a future filled with sex robots sounded pretty damn good to me. Wait, this is the future. Where the hell are my sex robots?
Posted by: Go Sox, Go Heels, etc. | 2014.04.15 at 10:18 AM
Yeah, I'm still waiting to have sex with a robot in my flying car.
Posted by: Bob | 2014.04.15 at 10:25 AM
I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords. Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
Posted by: ponch | 2014.04.15 at 10:26 AM
What two concenting robots do in the privacy of their own flying cars is no concern of mine.
Posted by: Brian the Red | 2014.04.15 at 10:29 AM
Good news, everyone! Futurama covered most of that a few years back. Some of it is actually watchable, unlike the games a baseball team of our mutual affection have been playing of late.
Posted by: Cmdrflake | 2014.04.15 at 10:37 AM
Futurama had an anti-feline bias. A pox on the lot of them.
Posted by: Chairman Meow | 2014.04.15 at 10:38 AM
tough that we play chisox there while yanks get cubbies in bronx http://nyti.ms/1eElq0f
Posted by: le_valet-de_pique | 2014.04.15 at 11:17 AM
Not tonight...I've got Heartbleed.
Posted by: SAC | 2014.04.15 at 11:33 AM
I must be getting old... My reaction remains, "Nah. Old School is better..."
Posted by: Rob in CT | 2014.04.15 at 03:13 PM
Understandably, the notices of postponements are starting to come in. Fancy that. If the butler's team gets "wintered out" I suspect he'll watch something else creepy.
Posted by: Chairman Meow | 2014.04.15 at 03:52 PM
R.I.P. AC/DC :(
Posted by: Harwich Rich | 2014.04.15 at 04:19 PM
Loved AC/DC. Mostly the older Bon Scott stuff. But Back in Black and some of the more recent stuff was ok. They were fun in concert too.
Posted by: soxinsix | 2014.04.15 at 04:33 PM