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Bill:
The good news is Pedroia and Uehara will avoid the DL.

 

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Mike:
What's the bad news?

 

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Bill:
Some people think robot sex is creepy.

 

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Mike:
I pity the hatahs.

 

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Bill:
Seriously. If you find robot sex creepy today, you're going to be in deep shit when the robots are running the place in the future.

 

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Mike:
Robots nevah forget.

 

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Comments

[Bob]

Funny. I've just starting working on a robot account. Seriously. Unfortunately, not a robot sex account. Or a robot-on-RealDoll account.

[Chip]

Robots are in charge of the MLB Replay System,

[Go Sox, Go Heels, etc.]

Anybody else read Shatner's Tek sci-fi books when they were younger? As a young man just discovering lustful feelings, a future filled with sex robots sounded pretty damn good to me. Wait, this is the future. Where the hell are my sex robots?

[Bob]

Yeah, I'm still waiting to have sex with a robot in my flying car.

[ponch]

I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords. Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.

[Brian the Red]

What two concenting robots do in the privacy of their own flying cars is no concern of mine.

[Cmdrflake]

Good news, everyone! Futurama covered most of that a few years back. Some of it is actually watchable, unlike the games a baseball team of our mutual affection have been playing of late.

[Chairman Meow]

Futurama had an anti-feline bias. A pox on the lot of them.

[le_valet-de_pique]

tough that we play chisox there while yanks get cubbies in bronx http://nyti.ms/1eElq0f

[SAC]

Not tonight...I've got Heartbleed.

[Rob in CT]

I must be getting old... My reaction remains, "Nah. Old School is better..."

[Chairman Meow]

Understandably, the notices of postponements are starting to come in. Fancy that. If the butler's team gets "wintered out" I suspect he'll watch something else creepy.

[Harwich Rich]

R.I.P. AC/DC :(

[soxinsix]

Loved AC/DC. Mostly the older Bon Scott stuff. But Back in Black and some of the more recent stuff was ok. They were fun in concert too.