You may kiss the pennant
Bill:
I went to a wedding and the Grammys broke out.
Doug:
You know I'm so glad the Grammys had the courage to shine a spot light on the gay marriage issue because if there's one thing we just don't spend enough time discussing in this country it's gay marriage.
Bill:
They should have a mass wedding at Fenway this summah...
Bill:
Gay, straight, devout, atheist, whatevah, the only requirement is that the betrothed couple be unrepentant Red Sox fans.
Doug:
Seriously. And Big Papi should officiate the nuptials.
Bill:
"...to be your lawfully wedded partner, during multirun leads and during blown saves, in homerun derbys and in 13 L.O.B.s, in slumps and streaks, I will love you and hate the Yankees all the days of my life..."
How many times must I tell you humans that all that ceremony is just to keep businesses and opportunistic leeches "in business". But, I am of the aristocracy as my butler tells me. He nearly married a Long Island Princess and says I have the same mindset. I AM NOT a Long Island Princess, whatever that is.
Posted by: Chairman Meow | 2014.01.27 at 09:01 AM
"You may now kiss Big Papi"
Posted by: Chip | 2014.01.27 at 09:44 AM
this interspecies shit is a slippery slope.
Posted by: lc | 2014.01.27 at 10:04 AM
If anyone here knows any reason why these two should not be married, speak now or forever hold your piece of Fenway sod.
Posted by: Bob | 2014.01.27 at 10:32 AM
lc, ever comprehend Robosexual marriage? The human- (flesh/ meatbags, to Bender) robot marriage issue developed in a few episodes of Futurama, Matt Groening's best show, if a bit weird and left-leaning...
Bender is great.-Bender
Posted by: Cmdrflake | 2014.01.27 at 11:15 AM
Sign me up. Mrs. Ponch and I can renew the vows beneath the romantic 'Other Games' section of the scoreboard
Posted by: ponch | 2014.01.27 at 11:41 AM
Count me in-I'm always on the lookout for the next "Ex Mrs. Rich"
Posted by: Harwich Rich | 2014.01.27 at 04:01 PM