Still waiting
Doug:
Well, with the Amazon drone announcement you know what's coming, right?
Mike:
Drones in Fenway delivering hotdogs and beer directly to your seat.
Doug:
Absolutely.
Al:
Ah, does this mean we'll have listen to voice of Siri saying "Beah, heah!"?
Mike:
Or worse, the voice of Siri saying, "I'm sorry. I'm sensing you are inebriated. Can I get you a bottled water?"
Doug:
All this yet *still* no sex robots.
I vote for the Japanese keg girls over the drones.
Posted by: yazbread | 2013.12.03 at 09:51 AM
I predict the most delivered item by drone will be condoms.
Posted by: COD | 2013.12.03 at 09:52 AM
I have no need to concern myself over automated food delivery. But it might give the Butler ideas. He wants to stay on his couch and yell "Beer me!" and get one or "Another shot" and then have his swill by his side. He is entirely lazy, even by my species standards.
Posted by: Chairman Meow | 2013.12.03 at 09:55 AM
RealDolls. That's the future of ballpark concessions.
Oh, BTW:
Red Sox & catcher A.J. Pierzynski agree to deal.
Posted by: Bob | 2013.12.03 at 09:56 AM
I've always heard that Pierzynski is one of those players you hate if he's not on your team, and love if he is. The first part is certainly correct - let's hope the second part is as well.
Farewell Salty!
Posted by: Steve in MD | 2013.12.03 at 10:01 AM
we already have a drone. He does the radio PBP
Posted by: buckner was framed | 2013.12.03 at 10:02 AM
...or the voice of Siri saying " I hope you brought the WD-40" ;D
Posted by: Harwich Rich | 2013.12.03 at 10:37 AM
My first instinct is to curse and say, 'Pierzynski? Really?'
Then I think about Gomes, Victorino, Napoli, etc and I shut up a little.
Posted by: ponch | 2013.12.03 at 11:01 AM
They loved A.J. in Chicago.
Posted by: yazbread | 2013.12.03 at 01:00 PM
I'll miss Salty.
Posted by: soxinsix | 2013.12.03 at 01:04 PM
Is Ross coming back? I much preferred his playoff play to Salty's….
Posted by: Larry Here | 2013.12.03 at 04:12 PM
Yes. Ross will backup AJ just as he did Salty.
Posted by: Bob | 2013.12.03 at 05:13 PM
And now we can say goodbye to Jacoby. He just pulled a Johnny Damon.
Posted by: Colin | 2013.12.03 at 08:51 PM
I knew he would be leaving boston and I was hoping he would sign with Seattle. But the M-F yankees? Yuck. maybe ellsbury will catch the yankee injury bug.
Posted by: rm | 2013.12.03 at 08:54 PM
Ouch, the Empire strikes. Hope he gets the Johnny Damon treatment at Fenway big time.
Posted by: Chip | 2013.12.03 at 09:53 PM
Why I must ask is the Butler burning a Sox t shirt in a garbage can lid? Emi is amused, I am not. I ask why is he burning a shirt? He glared at me saying "you don't get it, Chairman!" But, I got some nice liver snaps out of him.
Posted by: Chairman Meow | 2013.12.03 at 11:58 PM