My only gift to bring...
Bill:
Happy Cybah Monday.
Mike:
Sigh. What's the point?
Bill:
Seriously, now that Papi's beard has already been sold all that's left is stuff nobody wants.
Mike:
Frankincense? Gold? Myrrh? Really?
Bill:
Rumpa-pum-pum, bitches.
I am not alone! BAH HUMBUG!
Posted by: cmdrflake | 2013.12.02 at 09:07 AM
Papi's beard-ball went for $11,000. Hell, I'd sell my ball-balls for that much. Well, maybe one of them anyway.
Posted by: Bob | 2013.12.02 at 09:29 AM
I did all my shopping on Black Friday, from the comfort of my home office, while drinking. Standing in line is for suckers.
Posted by: COD | 2013.12.02 at 09:38 AM
Bob. *I'd* sell one of your balls for $5K. I'm thoughtful like that. 'tis the season and all
Posted by: buckner was framed | 2013.12.02 at 10:07 AM
Standing on queue is definitely something that is enjoyed only by the feeble of mind and wallet.
As for my balls? Can't touch that!
Posted by: Chairman Meow | 2013.12.02 at 10:21 AM
$5,000, AND I could have a career in music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqUoCD_-gp0
Posted by: Bob | 2013.12.02 at 10:27 AM
I'm back-the spirits have done it all in one night (they usually do) ;D
Posted by: Harwich Rich | 2013.12.02 at 04:19 PM
...at least to me ;O
Posted by: Harwich Rich | 2013.12.02 at 04:21 PM