Steady at four

Doug:
No movement in the magic numbah.

 

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Mike:
Yeah, thanks for nothing Texas and your 7 game losing streak.

 

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Doug:
Looks like the Rangahs have discovered the joys of beer and chicken.

 

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Mike:
Meanwhile, two years removed from our own beersharkalypse it's hahd to fathom that things are rosy that the Globe is doing offday fillah pieces on beards.

 

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Doug:
Yeah, so it turns out that John Lackey is not only most-improved with respect to performance, but he's also most-improved with respect to adding a beard.

 

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Mike:
Seriously. He goes from fugly to fierce.

 

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Doug:
There's only one thing wrong with being hirsute...

 

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Doug:
Putin hates beards.

 

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Mike:
I know. That's why Bigfoot disappeared.

 

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Comments

[Harwich Rich]

But what if Bigfoot was named Ditka?? ;D

[h.b.]

Ditka and Putin met once. And this meeting inadvertently created the universe.

[Bob]

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn had a beard, but couldn't hit or field.

[h.b.]

Castro has a beard. And he's dying.

[Harwich Rich]

This just in-Franco is still dead.

[h.b.]

When Cardinal Ximénez grew a beard, nobody expected it.

[Cmdrflake]

Billy Gibbons and Dusty Hill* still look like they have since 1978, just greyer. Oi! That year again.
"Karl Marx had a beard. Gabby Hayes had whiskers"- George Carlin, whom we miss, with or without a beard.

[Chairman Meow]

Johnny Damon had to shave when he went to the dark side.

[yazbread]

Try to get your Russian history correct. Bigfoot died in the Tunguska event.

[ponch]

"Looks like the Rangahs have discovered the joys of beer and chicken."

Snorted, woke up the dog. He's irked, but I'm happy. Good line, HB

[Bob]

I'm just wondering why none of the Sox have adopted this beard look:

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.mandatory.com/media/2013/01/facial-hair-styles-3.jpg

[yazbread]

I have no problem with the beards. I am not sure I can sit through the playoffs with Joe Buck constantly referring to the Sox as the Duck Dynasty.

[buckner was framed]

Buck I can take- maybe it's the name- but McCarver can't possibly go away fast enough for me

[jeff in nc]

I have a tight beard
And I am thusly awesome
At least in my mind

[W8r]

Playing a game with friends: who do bearded sox look like? ..can't use any references to duck dynasty, the Taliban or the 7 dwarves

[W8r]

Victorino-mini Rock , Dwayne Johnson

[urm t m in J]

Victorino?: http://touchyaneighbor.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/edward-g-robinson-dathan-the-ten-commandments-1956-paramount.jpg

Napoli?:http://media.jinni.com/movie/the-ten-commandments/the-ten-commandments-1.jpeg

or should Cecil B deM references also be banned?

[W8r]

Gomes=Rasputin

[Cmdrflake]

Who's your savior now?
Koji Uehara, who should only pitch one of three down the stretch.

[Past a Diving Jeter]

Pedroia is starting to remind me of Dr. Zira.