Putting the two f's in offense

Mike:
They released the Lacken but forgot to release the offensive Kerboros.

 

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Al:
So if you strike out a three-headed dog, does that immediately end the inning?

 

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Doug:
When you only hit flyballs the entiah game, I'm not sure it mattahs.

 

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Al:
Maybe they were saving it up for tonight?

 

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Doug:
Release the Steven Wright!

 

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Mike:
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

 

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Comments

[cmdrflake]

Psychokinesis? It is not a word my spellcheck believes exists. I have tried to get a beer while saying on my couch during a Sawx rally. Does. Not. Work.
It didn't work as intended for the sap in "Night Gallery" where a guy in bed tries to kill his wife's boyfriend, only to kill himself. It can cut both ways, amigos.
Minute Maid (Enron)Park is a pitcher's delight, since the AC kills fly balls that would leap from Fenway.

[pabloinnh]

I liKe MiKe, but I thinK a one year contract may be ten months too long.

[Bob]

How does Lackey have a losing record? It just doesn't seem possible.

[Scott]

What is the Sox record on the 1st game of a road trip? It can't be good. I will need to bet on this trend.

[SAC]

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an
idiot.

[Bob]

Fun Pedroia piece:

http://www.connellypartners.com/2013/08/10-things-i-learned-working-with-the-laser-show-dustin-pedroia/

[h.b.]

That was fun. Great quotes. Wish we had more of that. I think I could read Pedroiaisms all day long.

[cmdrflake]

We are recording a sick day. To appeal this action contact HR by Friday.

[rm]

too many passed balls last night?

At least the bats recovered from whatever malady they were suffering from on monday night.