Summer Holiday (Days 8 and 9 of 10)

The Soxaholix are on holiday and will return July 15, 2013 …

Lisa the Temp:
The best offices to temp in are the ones where nobody likes anybody else.

 

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Lisa the Temp:
There is this one office I go to where the people the animous is so profound that nobody talks to anybody else.

 

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Lisa the Temp:
And they use me to convey messages between then.

 

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Lisa the Temp:
I like to reinterpret the messages.

 

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Lisa the Temp:
Hillarity ensues.

 

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Comments

[cmdrflake]

Ah, Lisa, too bad the sports media missed out on your talents.
The Sox have found a team that is more adept at blowing leads than they are, and that took some doing...
Who do we pick on now that Aceves is down?

[Bob]

"Lisa, can you tell Clay to get his ass back to work?"

"Clay, Farrell wants to work your ass."

[Steve in MD]

So this explains a lot:

Farrell after Dice-K has loaded the bases on walks: "Throw strikes, damn it!"
Temp Translator to Dice-K: "Farrell-san requests you throw the ball over the middle of the plate."

[Steve in MD]

Posted before I finished...

Tito, five minutes later following 3 run triple and another walk:"Give me the f'ing ball!"
Temp Translator to Dice-K: "Francona-san thanks you for your efforts wishes you to take the rest of day off as reward."

[rm]

I was happy with the temp we had in center field last night. Nice dinger JBJ :).

[Kaz]

What the hell is this?

[buckner was framed]

it's just all kinds of wrong, that's what it is Kaz

[jeff in nc]

1. It never fails to amaze me how a douchebag (Bieber) will always satisfy the expectation of douchebaggery, even when there is ample evidence in the world for all to see regarding the definition of a douchebag.

2. I went to sleep soon after going up 6-5, then down 7-6... Woke up to 11-8. That, my friends, is morning wood.

[Bob]

Sox pitchers should warm up like this. Keep 'em limber;

http://www.boston.com/news/source/2013/07/watch_the_most_mind-bending_first_pitch_ever.html

[yazbread]

Sorry Bob. Eddie Popowski still has my vote.

[Bob]

If this humidity doesn't break soon, they're going to find a pool of lipids on the floor around my chair.

Nice game last night. Congrats,Papi!

[cmdrflake]

Viva Papi!