Not all things are "good things"

Mike:
Dear Mahtha Stewart,
Please stop talking about your sex life, real or imagined.
Thank you
The Peoples of the World

 

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Doug:
Seriously. At this rate, it's only a matter of time before she's writing love lettahs to Aaron Hernandez in prison.

 

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Mike:
On linen stationary.

 

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Doug:
Infused with rosewatah.

 

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Mike:
To be fair, she was supah hot at one time.

 

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Doug:
Yeah, so was Chien-Ming Wang.

 

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Comments

[Bob]

Now Gronk's in prison? Shit.

Lester was acceptable last night. Not great, but a whole lot better than what he's givenus lately.

[cmdrflake]

Thanks to the MLB Network for back to back Don and Jerry fixes!
Saw Martha Stewart in person at an event for work*. Hot. As in hold it. That is the? Damn!
But, time gets us all.
Here's to hoping Lestah's hip is not Buchhy's shoulder.
* It was a product roll out, and it ended up a disaster. But, the fun of it all...

[h.b.]

"Now Gronk's in prison? Shit."

Hahaahaha. Oh the mind is a terrible thing to waste. I am toast. Thanks for catching.

[redsoxnumba1]

Martha Stewart....nothing against old people but I dont even want to THINK about sex with a 71yo woman,,,

[cmdrflake]

numba1, someday you will think a 71 yr. old woman is hot stuff. But ya gotta be 80 to feel like that. Or sick, sick, sick.

[yazbread]

Martha and a threesome? She does have a penchant for insider trading.

[Harwich Rich]

Martha,Wang,and(fill in the blank) ;D

[Harwich Rich]

"You think you so smart,with your rarge American Penises" ;O

[Natalie]

Did everyone see the photo of 66 year old James Woods with his 20 year old girlfriend?

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/hollywood-may-december-romances-gallery-1.77461

This is my general reaction to THAT:
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/71435/puke-in-my-mouth-o.gif

[rm]

Have a nice vacation HB. After this strip, so looking forward to any vacation hook-ups tales (real or imaginary) with 65+ yro celebs that you may have.

[Bob]

Yeah, have a great vacation, H.B. Just relax and don't think about anything (except ideas for new strips of course).

Well, I've got meetings for the next hour and a half. Have a great weekend all. Hopefully we'll have something fun to yak about on Monday.

[cmdrflake]

Lisa on call?

[Bob]

Abby just did some forensic real estate work, and sent me this. A look inside Aaron Hernandez's house:

http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/22-Ronald-C-Meyer-Dr-North-Attleboro-MA-02760/81822649_zpid/

[Steve in MD]

And here is his new home: http://www.ebay.com/itm/1956-Walpole-State-Prison-Maximum-Security-Cell-Block-Press-Photo-53-/200865301766