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We're starting to get warmed up...

Al:
Well woulda looky here, Lackey was "impressive" in his outing last night.

 

Doug:
Impressive in his outing against Puerto Rico.

 

Mike:
Yeah, well, all I can say is gird your loins nations of the Caribbean.

 

Mike:
You have been warned.

 

Doug:
Trinidad and Tobago?

 

Al:
You're going to get a Lackey lumbago.

 

Doug:
Belize?

 

Al:
Lackey's back. You bettah Belize it.

 

Doug:
Jamaica?

 

Al:
No Lackey, no cry, mon.

 

Mike:
Oh, John Lackey, we kid because we love.

 

Mike:
And by "love" we, of course, mean: please once and for all prove to us that you aren't the douchebaggiest of all douchebag signings of the 21st Century.

 

Doug:
Because...

 

Mike:
Because our resplendence is nevah quiet.

 

Al:
Our resplendence is real.

 

Doug:
Our resplendence has no bitch.

 

Comments

I don't think Lackey could shut down my fav Caribbean island: Dominica. That place has civilians with machine guns in the post office. Oh, and amazing natural beauty. That too.

Ah, leave it to Lowell's fave son (NAWT!)Doug to issue this site's mission statement in no uncertain terms.
As for douchebag signings Markie Tex is back with the MFY's with a hangnail.

Jerked chicken and beer?

Overproof rum all around ;)

PR, now, Anegeda is next. The difference between impressive and depressive is imperceptible.\lc

Good news, everyone! The MFY's might have 3/4s of their infield on the DL for opening day in a few weeks. It makes my day;)!
(Jeter, not clear/AFraud ?/Markie Tex 2-4 weeks? I'll take it...)

I need a orHnB t shirt

RIP Alvin Lee,I guess you're goin' home.

Mr. Alvin Lee. Film couldn't capture his hands.

lc

I'd like to see the last three boxes in one of those NESN commercials aimed at getting us pumped up to buy more tickets.

And RIP also to Paul Bearer. I think Lackey and the Undertaker would have been an excellent, if ugly, tag team. Maybe there's still time, if the WWE would take Lackey off our hands

Paul Bearer could have walked to the mound carrying an urn containing Lackey's old ligament.


http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/superstar_bio/public/talent/bio/2012/05/paulbearer_bio.png

How about a woman's tag team named Cass and Kit. To carry on the tradition.

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