We're starting to get warmed up...
Al:
Well woulda looky here, Lackey was "impressive" in his outing last night.
Doug:
Impressive in his outing against Puerto Rico.
Mike:
Yeah, well, all I can say is gird your loins nations of the Caribbean.
Mike:
You have been warned.
Doug:
Trinidad and Tobago?
Al:
You're going to get a Lackey lumbago.
Doug:
Belize?
Al:
Lackey's back. You bettah Belize it.
Doug:
Jamaica?
Al:
No Lackey, no cry, mon.
Mike:
Oh, John Lackey, we kid because we love.
Mike:
And by "love" we, of course, mean: please once and for all prove to us that you aren't the douchebaggiest of all douchebag signings of the 21st Century.
Doug:
Because...
Mike:
Because our resplendence is nevah quiet.
Al:
Our resplendence is real.
Doug:
Our resplendence has no bitch.
I don't think Lackey could shut down my fav Caribbean island: Dominica. That place has civilians with machine guns in the post office. Oh, and amazing natural beauty. That too.
Posted by: Bob | 2013.03.06 at 09:49 AM
Ah, leave it to Lowell's fave son (NAWT!)Doug to issue this site's mission statement in no uncertain terms.
As for douchebag signings Markie Tex is back with the MFY's with a hangnail.
Posted by: cmdrflake | 2013.03.06 at 10:33 AM
Jerked chicken and beer?
Posted by: yazbread | 2013.03.06 at 11:01 AM
Overproof rum all around ;)
Posted by: Harwich Rich | 2013.03.06 at 11:07 AM
PR, now, Anegeda is next. The difference between impressive and depressive is imperceptible.\lc
Posted by: lc | 2013.03.06 at 11:30 AM
Good news, everyone! The MFY's might have 3/4s of their infield on the DL for opening day in a few weeks. It makes my day;)!
(Jeter, not clear/AFraud ?/Markie Tex 2-4 weeks? I'll take it...)
Posted by: cmdrflake | 2013.03.06 at 11:47 AM
I need a orHnB t shirt
Posted by: jeff in nc | 2013.03.06 at 11:54 AM
RIP Alvin Lee,I guess you're goin' home.
Posted by: Harwich Rich | 2013.03.06 at 12:13 PM
Mr. Alvin Lee. Film couldn't capture his hands.
lc
Posted by: lc | 2013.03.06 at 12:32 PM
I'd like to see the last three boxes in one of those NESN commercials aimed at getting us pumped up to buy more tickets.
Posted by: sonomasox | 2013.03.06 at 01:16 PM
And RIP also to Paul Bearer. I think Lackey and the Undertaker would have been an excellent, if ugly, tag team. Maybe there's still time, if the WWE would take Lackey off our hands
Posted by: soxinsix | 2013.03.06 at 01:37 PM
Paul Bearer could have walked to the mound carrying an urn containing Lackey's old ligament.
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/superstar_bio/public/talent/bio/2012/05/paulbearer_bio.png
Posted by: Bob | 2013.03.06 at 02:35 PM
How about a woman's tag team named Cass and Kit. To carry on the tradition.
Posted by: Bob | 2013.03.06 at 02:37 PM