Dragging
Mike:
I've got nothing this morning.
Doug:
Are you kidding me? I totally woke up on the Doubrant side of the bed.
Doug:
Exactly!
Mike:
I need to set my iPhone wake up alarm to the voice of Pedro saying "¡Levantarse, coño!"
Callahan's piece today has me as pumped up as Doubrant's waistline.
Posted by: Bob | 2013.02.19 at 10:06 AM
How out of shape can a 25 year-old be? How in shape does a pitcher need to be? Remember the words of Kruk. "I am not an athlete I am a baseball player."
Posted by: Scott | 2013.02.19 at 10:19 AM
Lackey probably pumped him full of chicken and beer...
Posted by: soxinsix | 2013.02.19 at 10:30 AM
How about Aceves and Doubrant as a tag team?
Posted by: cmdrflake | 2013.02.19 at 10:37 AM
Tag team? Hmmm, back to my old "script" writing days:
Ginger, wearing a French maid's outfit, is using a feather duster to clean her collection of glass unicorn figurines. Suddenly, the doorbell rings. Ginger opens the door, and standing there are Aceves and Doubrant. Shirtless. Ginger: Hello boys...what do you want. Doubrant: A donut, please. Aceves: Idiot! She wants us to tag team her. Doubrant takes Ginger's arm and starts biting it. Aceves: No, Felix! Tag team means we all have sex together. Doubrant: Mex? I LOVE tacos! Ginger sighs and slams the door on the two men. She then bangs the plumber who just happens to be in her kitchen.
Posted by: Bob | 2013.02.19 at 10:49 AM
Con permiso:
"Levantarse"-¡Levántate! (Command form.)
"Coño"-Perfect. And so common, in Spain at least, as to nearly lose its shock value entirely.
Also, "Doubrant" is a good anagram for "round bat".
Posted by: pablo in nh | 2013.02.19 at 01:09 PM
Pablo,
Gracias. Te acuerdo.
Posted by: h.b. | 2013.02.19 at 03:36 PM
De nada, señor.
Las gracias te debemos todos a ti.
Posted by: pablo in nh | 2013.02.19 at 04:50 PM
I love it when hb and pablito talk dirty in foreign tongue. As for Bob, the Porn Industry lost a great one when they let you go - the plumber (novus actus interveniens) was inspired.
Posted by: soxdownunder | 2013.02.19 at 06:33 PM
Maybe that should be novus tabernarius interveniens. Where is Jason O when you need him?
Posted by: soxdownunder | 2013.02.19 at 06:36 PM
just a coincidence you need Jason O to decipher porn, I'm guessing
Posted by: buckner was framed | 2013.02.19 at 07:04 PM
sdu:
Clearly I will need yet another language when I get down your way.
Who knew?
Carpe beerum, or whatever.
Posted by: pablo in nh | 2013.02.19 at 07:25 PM
Ginger? No. Maryanne? Si.
Posted by: Yossarian | 2013.02.19 at 09:01 PM