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In a group of Soxaholix, a woman speaks:
Is it just me or have the Winter Meetings really lost a lot of pizzaz?


In a group of Soxaholix, a woman speaks:
In the 24/7/365 Twitterpalooza news and rumor cycle the Winter Meetings feel like just another day.


In a group of Soxaholix, a woman speaks:
Unless you're actually there.


In a group of Soxaholix, a woman speaks:
Because then there's Scott Boras.


In a group of Soxaholix, a woman speaks:
And hookers.



Oh, is THAT what he meant by "Puss in Boots"?

Just got back from my winter meetings in the Caribbean. I traded work for a tan to be named later, but the commish nixed it and sent me back.

In the words of Hunter S. Thompson: Nashvillehascountrymusictherailroadstennesseeboatsan'hookersthehookersserve'emall.
By way of explination I was at a college he lectured at up in Newton (they ran me out of there for bad grades and equally bad conduct, nothing I could be arrested for, just saying.) those lectures were a goldmine of material, a lot of which I wrote down, not always accurately, but hey, I saved it. The runtogethersentencecaptureshisspeechmannerisms. I didn't know he hated doing them, since he was OK with us undergrads.

Funny how paradoxical the 24/7/365 Twitterpalooza news and rumor cycle is: in some cases it sucks all suspense and interest out of an event (like Winter Meetings) and in other (most) cases, turns tempests in a teapot into Hurricane Sandy. Admittedly, I have not been paying one iota of attention to the Sox and we were on vacation all last week, but has ANYTHING happened that would make me this 2013 is going to be good (aside from the Bobby V hiring, which is definitely something)?

Bobby V hiring? I didn't see that, but did see the picture of Veet in a jester hat rapelling down a building. Veet the jester in freefall. How appropriate.

I like that gray labcoat lady is into hookers.

Re Redsox, nothing to see here folks. Nothing to see. Move along.

According to multiple major league sources, the Red Sox have reached a three-year, $39 million agreement with free agent Mike Napoli.

Oh fuck, Freudian slip...I meant firing. Funny how close those two words are linguistically and on the QWERTY keyboard: similar to the knife's edge we all walk on in this economy?

Mike Napoli = Matt Young.

done and doner


Could be worse, could be

Mike Napoli = Rick Cerone

Oh and Kate is preggers.

And the fiscal cliff is for pussies.

That's all I've got.

//Oh and Kate is preggers. //

And you thought the media was out of control during the election...

I thought it was 'hookahs'?

Not "hookahs" because the speaker is not native to the region.

You should notice the same about at least three other characters that appear from time to time; Lisa, for instance, has no accent.

Lisa, for instance, has no accent.

But she does speak in "tongues"...

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