Seriously, go already.

In a group of Soxaholix, a woman speaks:
So let me get this straight...

 

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In a group of Soxaholix, a woman speaks:
Lucchino was responsible for the first time Theo quit otherwise known as "The Day of the Gorilla Suit."

 

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In a group of Soxaholix, a woman speaks:
And Lucchino remains the reason why Theo eventually left for real for the Cubbies.

 

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In a group of Soxaholix, a woman speaks:
And now we learn officially what most of us suspect all along, Lucchino was behind the hiring of Valentine.

 

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In a group of Soxaholix, a woman speaks:
If you're scoring this at home, that is 3 strikes.

 

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In a group of Soxaholix, a woman speaks:
Get the fuck outta here, Lucky.

 

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Comments

[Bob]

But he also came up with selling bricks, so I think that evens everything out.

[COD]

Can we assume the $25 RSN membership card was also his idea?

[soxinsix]

Was he the brains behind Wally too?

[yazbread]

A Friday strip? Oh wait, a 0-0 record puts the team back to .500 ball.

[cmdrflake]

COD is correct. Lucchino is a marketing guy, but everything else, well...
The Chairman would never chase a mouse. If he could speak he'd say it's not my department. Larry should stick to marketing.

[vermonter]

How about a Soxaholix Ownership Partnership? h.b. owns 51%, Natalie drives the bus,etc.

[Paul in DC]

And, and, and... He also suggested invading Iraq... And putting that new map system on the iPhone5...

[Natalie]

I'm pretty sure he came up with the idea for New Coke.

[Ogie Oglethorpe]

I thought Dr. Charles was the marketing guru? If it was up to me he'd be the manager too. Just thinking about him stuffed into a uniform and hat brings a smile to my face.

[Harwich Rich]

I thought He was Wally ;O

[ponch]

I think we could probably make him leave by giving him Aceves as a personal assistant.

[lc]

Larry was Barry O's debate coach this week.

Larry also invented the Internet, which explains a lot.

0.0

lc

[Chip]

Larry is a baseball politician.

[Welkah]

I was expecting a cheerful strip, optimistic. Bobby V is gone! Even the frigging birds are chirping, the sun is out, it's practically June 1st again. I wanna see Natalie in a teal dress, I want some fucking optimism, and a sausage in a bun, and a cold beer.

[Bob]

You get Natalie in a Snuggie, a stale bun with no sausage, and warm Keystone Lite. And you'll like it.

Have a great weekend all. Hopefully we'll have something fun to yak about on Monday. Because I have to work on Monday. Because I have never had Columbus Day off.

[cmdrflake]

So, THATS why I have never seen Algore and Larry together.

[Natalie]

So, I had to look up my prescience. I went back to the archives til April, and on my birthday this past year in ApriI said:


"I've already gone to the dark side, y'all: I now wanna see the Sox tank in EPIC fashion this season, just suck with a level of putrescence unseen in the modern era...which would then result in 1) the execrable Bobby V being ridden out of town on a rail, 2) ownership forced to invest seriously again in real talent or face an angry mob hoisting fiery torches on Lansdowne, and 3) probably some truly mind-blowing pieces of vitriol from the spittle-flecked maws of Boston sports journalists. Win. Win. Win.

1 and 3: accomplished. 2 requires Cherington and the Lucky led shitheads to do right.... How much do we think things will actually change? Isn't ownership the problem?

[rolo]

Lucky Larry caused the housing crisis.

[Harwich Rich]

Nat,I thought he rode out on a bike ;O

[Bob]

Congrats, Tito:

According to numerous reports, the Indians will introduce former Red Sox manager Terry Francona as their manager on Monday.

[soxinsix]

How come we can't get managers like that?