Not boldly going
Bill:
23 games out of first place.
Bill:
90 losses (and counting).
Bill:
The worst Red Sox record since France left NATO and Star Trek premiered on network TV.
Mike:
Somewhat fitting on the latter since this team pretty much looks like they've had all the salt sucked out of their system.
Bill:
Red shirt. Red Sox. Imminent death. Coincidence? I think not.
The monster assumed Nancy Crater's identity. Fitting for a team of Nancys.
Posted by: Bob | 2012.10.01 at 08:54 AM
Wait, the baseball season is still going on? Huh. Hadn't noticed.
Posted by: Natalie | 2012.10.01 at 09:12 AM
Live long and prosper Roberto Veet....somewhere else!
Posted by: soxinsix | 2012.10.01 at 09:27 AM
This team has a chance to stick it to the Skanks and make them play the wildcard play-in game or possibly a tie breaker for the AL East. I haven't cheered for them in a while but will do so for the last 3 games.
Posted by: Scott | 2012.10.01 at 09:39 AM
But Dice-K pitches on Wednesday. Sort of like Kevin Brown going in Game 7 in 2004.
Posted by: yazbread | 2012.10.01 at 09:49 AM
Harcourt Fenton Mudd. How did he get off planet and end up managing the red shirts?
Posted by: Jeff in NC | 2012.10.01 at 09:56 AM
Wait, were we all aware that Francona is writing a tell-all book about the Sox with the fucking CHB? There are like 8 things wrong with that sentence. I can't... I just... I mean.... Fuuuuuuck.
Posted by: Natalie | 2012.10.01 at 10:00 AM
That's news to me Natalie. Utterly depressing, disturbing news...
Posted by: soxinsix | 2012.10.01 at 10:01 AM
Agreed Natalie. That would suck. But given the massive enema the team has been having for the past year, he is the one who has eaten a lot but thrown almost none. Not entirely surprising if he feels the need to add his to the mess. Disappointing, but not surprising.
Posted by: Jeff in NC | 2012.10.01 at 10:28 AM
They are so bad that a total rebuild with rookies and a 2013 top draft pick, may cause ownership to keep Booby V in place to take the heat for another crappy season and to "work with the youngsters".
p.s. Gonzalez hitting .291 & Beckett with a 2.93 era in six starts. Ouch.
Posted by: Chip | 2012.10.01 at 10:51 AM
If it wasn't for this creepy site I wouldn't know they've lost 90 games. Patriots had me worried for a bit too yesterday - turned it on to find them down 21-7 to the fucking Bills. But Brady fixed that.
Posted by: COD | 2012.10.01 at 11:15 AM
whole new meaning to the dreaded "Deep Space Nine"
Posted by: buckner was framed | 2012.10.01 at 11:41 AM
Francona is also interviewing to coach the Cleveland Indians.
Posted by: Kaz | 2012.10.01 at 12:10 PM
There was a time in the 60s when Roger C. Carmel seemed to be everywhere on TV.
Posted by: yazbread | 2012.10.01 at 12:39 PM
If you want to feel good about baseball for a minute - Chipper Jones played his last regular season home game in Atlanta yesterday. A 19 year career all with the same team and a guaranteed first ballot election to the Hall of Fame in a few years. I was there for one of his first games in Atlanta.
Posted by: COD | 2012.10.01 at 01:05 PM
Davey Johnson, Buck Showalter & the Veets.
All 3 were looking to resurrect managerial careers.
Two going boldly on, the other hopefully getting his red shirt demise. Wonder how DJ and BS would have done with this year's team. I think BS would have the same result. DJ - not so sure.
Posted by: sonomasox | 2012.10.01 at 01:31 PM
Anyone else fuming about what BV did to the Ryder Cup team?
Posted by: pablo in nh | 2012.10.01 at 02:01 PM
On a brighter note, on the other side of the world, Sydney won the AFL Premiership. Sure it's not Collingwood and I know this is basically a Collinwood blog but they are the 9 year old sox fan's second team and mine too. It was a cracker of a game, and I have't posted photographs here for a while so here you go:
https://picasaweb.google.com/114892006575203579224/BloodsVHawksGrandFinal
Posted by: soxdownunder | 2012.10.01 at 04:08 PM
Congrats, SDU et fils! At least someone has something to cheer about (well besides us Patriot fans...)
Great photos!
Rob
Posted by: Rob on CT | 2012.10.01 at 05:39 PM
Now we have a rally cry for next year: Win for McGlynn!
Thanks, SDU.
Posted by: Bob | 2012.10.02 at 09:46 AM