Wah wah wah wahhhhhhhh

In a group of Soxaholix, a woman speaks:
With all due respect to the Red Sox...

 

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In a group of Soxaholix, a woman speaks:
And their zeal to recreate the playground scene from The Birds every time they face Baltimore...

 

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In a group of Soxaholix, a woman speaks:
To say they are playing 2nd fiddle to the Celtics right now is an overstatement.

 

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In a group of Soxaholix, a woman speaks:
More like 2nd trombone tonight.

 

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In a group of Soxaholix, a woman speaks:
Oh, that's right, Ted, I hear that you play a bit of trombone.

 

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In a group of Soxaholix, a woman speaks:
But you're a little rusty?

 

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In a group of Soxaholix, a woman speaks:
Hmmm... I bet.

 

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Comments

[Harwich Rich]

Ha,more like they were tromboned ;D

[ponch]

I know there must be at least one other reason why Byrd and McDonald keep getting trotted out there besides to make us grit our teeth and roll our eyes, but I just can't figure it out yet. It makes me want to find Arya Stark and have her add Bobby V to her 'must kill' list.

[Bob]

The sound of last night:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC75aU47GRk&feature=plcp

[da kine]

If I had to rank my favoritest sports teams in the world, like if some crazy government of the future had a Hunger Games-like competition to the death and only one sports team could survive, until recently I would have said Red Sox, Celtics, Patriots, then Bruins. Lately I'm thinking of switching numbers one and two around.

As I see it, such a scenario would see the Red Sox getting a spear in the chest from some District 2 douchebag during a search for chicken and beer in the cornucopia while the Celtics would hang back and create a plan that allowed their elderly broke asses to outflank the enemy and emerge triumphant.

[cmdrflake]

For what it's worth, h.b., start your weekend. Tell 'em the Commander OK'd it.
The Washington Expos..sorry Nationals, will put on a showcase of young talent, while the Sox will look old and rudderless.

[pseudosanity78]

Did you know that predictive text never, NEVER knows the word trombone?

I am always disappointed at this fact.

[h.b.]

Oh, that's right! Lose tonight and I'm off tomorrow. That's what I get for getting complacent in thinking that this is a .500 plus team... forgot my own 2012 rule.

[soxinsix]

On the bus we're doing a shot of ouzo every time we hear that trombone sound this season. Needless to say, we have a real nice buzz going.

[soxinsix]

Just read about the beloved mayor's latest blunders. KJ and Hondo. He is the gift that keeps on giving.

['Scoe]

Manny Ortez approves of your comment, Sox.

[Bob]

Soxinsix, he's da gif tha keps en giv.

[lc]

Isn't there some kind of rule that says you shouldn't play teams from the same geographic area in back to back series, especially if they are better than you?

lc

[pseudosanity78]

Yeah lc, it's called rule #326...the spit-roast rule.

Look it up, if you dare.

[Harwich Rich]

That's our team-old and Dutch Rudderless ;D

[Bob]

AKA a corn holder.

[soxdownunder]

psuedo please explain - I just go ogled 326/split roast and a McAfee placed ?? next to most options. I am both naiive and fascinated downunder.

Go Hondo!

[soxdownunder]

And, btw, losing yesterday kept the MF Yankees out of first. So there's that.

[pseudosanity78]

326 was just a random number sdu. Spit-roast on the other hand?? I was under the impression that that term was a Commonwealth colloquialism. Was I wrong about that?

The short and least offensive answer is 'getting it' from both ends. Like a rotisserie chicken.
And I suppose Bob's answer of corn holder is equally accurate, though I've never heard that til now. Brilliant. Now added to brain basin.

[soxdownunder]

mmm. gotcha