Growing apart
Al:
Hey, relax everyone. The Red Sox are "evolving" and they are "still a title threat."
Al:
And I know it's true because it's from the mainstream media.
Doug:
Yeah but by "evolving" I think they mean that in Septembah the Red Sox will come out in favah of gay marriage.
Mike:
Well, if not marriage, they certainly seem headed for divorce.
Al:
You know divorce is always hahdest on the kids.
Mike:
I know. I mean who gets custody of Ben Cherrington?
Funny stuff, hb. The loser in the divorce is the one who gets stuck with Lackey.
Posted by: soxinsix | 2012.06.19 at 09:29 AM
The Home for Little Wanderers?
Posted by: James | 2012.06.19 at 09:46 AM
In a real divorce, Lackey would be sold and the proceeds split.
I wonder what each recipient would do with their shiny quarter.
Posted by: Bob | 2012.06.19 at 10:11 AM
"Why can't we all get along?"
Chicago was great. Last city in the USA that encourages you to drink, smoke and eat unhealthy food. Red Sox fans were EVERYWHERE. I didn't notice any player disagreements in the bullpen and we were right there...
Posted by: Scott | 2012.06.19 at 11:34 AM
Lackey is the guy you pay to get rid of. Perhaps he'll go to That Team in the Bronx and pull his act on them.
Posted by: cmdrflake | 2012.06.19 at 11:59 AM
Went to the Cubs/Sox game on Saturday and Lester was fuming when he saw Bobby V coming out to get him. You could tell there is not alot of love there.
Posted by: jar in chicago | 2012.06.19 at 12:06 PM
Beckett inspires
Posted by: yazbread | 2012.06.19 at 02:09 PM
I think the bus needs a quick detour to Aspen. Welker is inspiring out there - "catching" a nice buzz. Could use him on board during down times.
Posted by: sonomasox | 2012.06.19 at 02:59 PM
things will start to improve the minute the Youk express crosses the city limits
Posted by: buckner was framed | 2012.06.19 at 03:30 PM
you say evolve, I say devolve, let's call the whole thing off.
musically,
lc
Posted by: lc | 2012.06.19 at 03:45 PM
We are Devo ;D
Posted by: Harwich Rich | 2012.06.19 at 04:44 PM
I kind of like evolution. I like it in my two eyebrowed upright walking women. I think it makes a redsox fan significantly more attractive than a typical yankee loving knuckledragger. Unfortunately some like to deny evolution in favor of stories they read - they think Valentine is only 6000 years old.
Posted by: Jeff in NC | 2012.06.19 at 05:28 PM