Cruisin
Doug:
Well, for the first time in perhaps forevah, Jay Cahney was able to put on his best "no, really, folks, this is the truth" face ovah something that in fact really was the truth.
Doug:
The crowd was doing the "Yoooooouuuuuuk" and not the boo.
Al:
And speaking of things that are hahd to believe, was it me or did Dice-K actually look pretty good last night?
Doug:
Dude-san sure does like to staht in hole doesn't he?
Al:
Pissing in the snow
Outside my door –
It makes a very straight hole.*
Al:
Nothing like laying out a little wood when it's getting late.
Mike:
Or as I like to call it, going on a Travolta cruise.
"Do you know what this is?"-"It looks like a penis,only smaller"
Posted by: Harwich Rich | 2012.06.27 at 09:10 AM
Cruise missile?
Posted by: yazbread | 2012.06.27 at 09:35 AM
Could it be this:
http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/morten-traavik-skin-covered-machine-gun
Posted by: Bob | 2012.06.27 at 10:30 AM
Sure beats my skin flute ;D ba-doom!! tsss!
Posted by: Harwich Rich | 2012.06.27 at 10:49 AM
Pursuant to this conversation, here is the world's funniest section of Amazon reviews. I am crying laughing.... http://tinyurl.com/6pndavz
Posted by: Natalie | 2012.06.27 at 11:31 AM
If I had a beanbag I would hire a dwarf and quilt a silken pillow and gently rest my boys on it whilst said dwarf carries them around and gently blows on them throughout the day.
It would never occur to me to douse them in toxic chemicals...ever.
Posted by: pseudosanity78 | 2012.06.27 at 11:50 AM
Could probably use that stuff to de-varnish my upright organ ;O Thanks Nat
Posted by: Harwich Rich | 2012.06.27 at 12:40 PM
Holy crap...this one kills me: "Anyway, I lost track of time, and it was the foul stench of dissolving clinkers and melting hair that brought me to my senses"
How the Hell do you lose track of time with a toxic solvent on your sack?!
Posted by: Jack Wrong | 2012.06.27 at 12:43 PM
That, Natalie, was awesome. "I can now pass urine in three positions: standing, sitting and curled in a ball weeping." Classic.
Posted by: soxinsix | 2012.06.27 at 01:41 PM
Game, set, match Natalie. Holy crap them English sure have a way with words
Posted by: buckner was framed | 2012.06.27 at 02:07 PM
Lord Almighty! That's some of the funniest stuff I've read in a long time. Natalie, for the win. Veet, for the genital fail.
Still laughing. A new one for the Soxaholix lexicon. Veet: to burn an opponent (or be burned by one so badly) that it feels like your genitals are on fire.
Posted by: Rob in CT | 2012.06.27 at 02:40 PM
Rob in CT - as in 'The Red Sox front office decided to Bobby Veet its fans'?
Posted by: yazbread | 2012.06.27 at 03:16 PM
Pettitte out for 6 weeks with ankle fracture.
Posted by: Natalie | 2012.06.27 at 03:41 PM
He should rub some Veet on it.
Posted by: Bob | 2012.06.27 at 05:08 PM
//The injury occurred hours after the Yankees announced that ace CC Sabathia was headed to the disabled list due to a strained muscle in his left leg.//
Posted by: Bob | 2012.06.27 at 05:10 PM
At least it wasn't his middle leg-Veet all around!!
Posted by: Harwich Rich | 2012.06.27 at 05:15 PM