You can wear white now, but hold the white flags just yet

Doug:
While getting the win and getting back to the .500 mahk, is way bettah than the alternative option...

 

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Doug:
I've got to confess that it feels a bit Pyrrhic with winning it on a blown call.

 

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Al:
Seriously. Take 'em when they come, but it's not something you can build a season around.

 

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Doug:
As they say in Japan, "But there is only one set of male organ."

 

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Mike:
Now I don't want to be overly optimistic here, but didn't anyone else like what they were seeing in Doubrant?

 

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Mike:
Consistent velocity with good movement on his pitches. 6 Ks in 6 innings... 4 on FBs, 1 on a cuttah, and 1 on a curve... All coming from a very tight release point.

 

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Al:
I dunno, maybe...

 

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Al:
But the thing is I've been drinking from the half-full cup for 2 months now and all I have to show for it is the need to take a wicked Sisypiss.

 

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Comments

[Natalie]

See, this is why you need to be drinking out of the half-empty cup: it's filled with top shelf bourbon. We here on the bus are feeling fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.....

[Bob]

Come on Natalie, that bus is fueled by used vegetable oil used to cook one set of male organ. That engine is going to seize up by mid-July.

[ponch]

as horrible as they've been the Sox are exactly 4.5 games out of first. Come on, embrace the mediocrity. It's big and squeezable.

[Rob]

yeah, 4.5 it's not a big gap...
But as they say in London "mind the gap"

[yazbread]

I was going to step off the bus and jump on the Celtics bandwagon. Decided to stay put and rubberneck the carnage.

[rolo]

The half-full glass is really just an enormous jello shot in a Maß.
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ma%C3%9F). Kool-aid will also be provided.

[Jeff in NC]

I saw that one set of male organ story the other day. This group of creeps is pre-K compared to that group of creepy folks.

As for the Redsox Entertainment Co., i will tip my hat to a reasonably entertaining episode put on by Valentine with the Fenway ghost plunking of Scott and subsequent Jerry Springer'esque to and fro with Maddon.

[Natalie]

And NO ONE compares, creepy-wise, to the face eater in Miami. Now that story is FUCKED. UP.

[Bob]

No condiments either; he ate his dinner with a straight face.

[soxinsix]

I was out of town for the weekend and hadn't heard the story, but I just googled "Miami face eater" after reading Natalie's post. Good lord.

[Jeff in NC]

You've never had dickface like this! Imported Japanese dick, wrapped in succulent filet of cheek. Check out the latest, hippest in Japanese fusion bistros here in Miami.

[Harwich Rich]

Aah,you think you so smart with your large American penises ;)

[rolo]

http://i.imgur.com/6w0LK.jpg

also, .510 never felt so good!