Knowing how to do things

Susan/Circle:
I feel like that chick Marnie on HBO's Girls with the Red Sox playing the role of my beta boyfriend who is so pathetic that when we have so-called sex I can't even look at him.

 

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Mike:
So playing out the metaphor, then, who's in the role of the dude telling you "The first time I fuck you, I might scare you a little. Because I'm a man. And I know how to do things."

 

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Susan/Circle:
I dunno, how about Josh Hamilton?

 

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Susan/Circle:
If I'm a Rangers fan chick aftah watching that unadulterated display of man powah, I'm definitely gonna have to make an offering to Onan ASAP.

 

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Comments

[Bob]

18 total bases for Hamilton. AL record. That's like having sex with four women and Jamie Lee Curtis.

[Kaz]

Better to jerk off than get jerked around.

[Go Sox, Go Heels, etc.]

Coitus interruptus. The guy at the tattoo parlor said it meant "strength and wisdom". What a jerk.

[yarnista]

Depending on who you find yourself with at just-that-moment, it very well could be.

[Jeff in NC]

Went to redsox cafe, thought i might get a tossed salad. All they had was dry humped rump. Turns out Travolta is the new personal trainer.

[SAC]

5 Start game

10 Bard the Starter goes into late innings having pitched reasonably well, giving up 4 runs or less.

15 Manager then faces decision at pitch 94, 95 or 96 to forget that Bard is new to role and instead leaves him in for the #epic fail

20 #epic fail

25 some bozo comes out of bullpen to throw gas on fire.

30 Go to 5

[yazbread]

What's the 'kill' command to get out of that infinite loop?

[soxinsix]

CTRL-ALT-BVMUSTGO

[Natalie]

Soxinsix: cosigned.

[Harwich Rich]

"Onan spelled backwards is nano"-Mork

[Bob]

Carl Beane died in a car crash today.

[Bry M.]

Yep. Fenway will never sound the same.