Seasonally dejected
Mike:
OK, now that that's ovah, can we go back to Iowa being that mostly forgotten about place where Shoeless Joe Jackson plays baseball in a cornfield?
Bill:
I hope Rick Santorum enjoys his brief moment in the sun, because aftah New Hampshire gets done with him he's going to have more to cry about than his dead baby.
Mike:
Ouch. Tough crowd.
Bill:
What can I say. It's January. Fenway's frozen for hockey. And the Red Sox are pissing on my leg and telling me it's raining.
Bill:
I'm a bittah, unhappy man.
Mike:
Dude, don't knock the hockey played out of doors.
Bill:
Oh, don't get me wrong. I loves me the retro outdoor rink trend as much as the next guy, but metaphorically speaking my baseball mojo is iced.
Mike:
There's no sap in your maple.
Bill:
There's no pail for my spout.
No log for your cabin?
Posted by: Bob | 2012.01.04 at 08:52 AM
Santorum
Posted by: yazbread | 2012.01.04 at 09:07 AM
Great movie line,h.b. ;)
Posted by: Harwich Rich | 2012.01.04 at 09:23 AM
When people who aren't running for the Republican nomination lose a baby after induced labor at 20 weeks we call it an abortion. When it's a pro-life Republican candidate's wife we call it a dead baby. Funny how that works.
Posted by: COD | 2012.01.04 at 09:26 AM
There once was a COD from Rangoon
Who was born nine months too soon
As his mother always said
He was born in a bed
For he was scraped off the sheets with a spoon
All credit to Dr. Dirty
Posted by: El Jefe | 2012.01.04 at 10:23 AM
No wood for your stove?
Posted by: soxinsix | 2012.01.04 at 10:34 AM
I hear if Santorum is out in the sun, he gets a bit crusty.
Posted by: Kaz | 2012.01.04 at 01:25 PM
anyone else notice that as Mitt straps 'em on the sign over his shoulder advertises a special on a Steamer?
Posted by: buckner was framed | 2012.01.04 at 02:05 PM
Do you need sacred symbols on work gloves?
Posted by: yazbread | 2012.01.04 at 02:20 PM
Buckner,
And not just any old steamer but the "Americano"!
Everything about that photo is superb.
Posted by: h.b. | 2012.01.04 at 02:21 PM
"work" or "pleasure"?
Posted by: h.b. | 2012.01.04 at 02:24 PM
Does he or doesn't he? Only his manicurist knows for sure.
Posted by: yazbread | 2012.01.04 at 02:27 PM
yaz-
to quote the old Palmolive ad, "you know you're soaking in it right now"
Posted by: buckner was framed | 2012.01.04 at 03:53 PM
NOTY lives!
Posted by: SAC | 2012.01.04 at 06:02 PM