Days of wine and Valentine...
Your omniscient author in absentia:
This is one of those ad hoc haituses I warned of at the start of the offseason...
Just finished working back to back 12 hours days and tonight is the work Christmas Party, so see you back here on Monday (Tuesday?).
Enjoy your well deserved fiesta/siesta, hb.
I had an awful dream last night. I dreamt that our overpaid, entitled, passionless ballplayers were upset that they have a manager who's actually going to call them out for their sloth and apathy. What a terrible omen. Also, I dreamt that other managers in the AL East aren't going to want to go out for drinks with our manager. The horror!
Posted by: Go Sox. Go Heels, etc. | 2011.12.01 at 10:04 AM
enjoy.
move on.
nothing to see here.
lc
Posted by: lc | 2011.12.01 at 10:37 AM
Fuck You Murray Chass!
Posted by: Scott | 2011.12.01 at 10:40 AM
So, it's Valentine, huh? Well, as another infamous Italian said along time ago, "the die is cast"...I still don't trust him...too much of the NYC stink on him. Besides those of us in the Baystate still really don't trust those from the Nutmeg state, especially those so close to the Empire State.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Massachusetts#Connecticut_border
hb, glad to see the folks at work respected the December 1st rule as opening day of Christmas, at least in my family.
The only thing I am waiting for is the Valentine/Petey DD commercials...whose has more "Napoleon complex"
Posted by: Jack Wrong fka Follower of Tito | 2011.12.01 at 10:47 AM
Murray Chass looks down upon the idea of being a hardass manager who sets rules for the benefit of the entire team, and expects players to conform, even the superstars. It only pisses off the players and makes other teams try harder against you, he says. Will never work, he says. So, Bill Belichick, is he right?
Posted by: Paul in DC | 2011.12.01 at 12:36 PM
Certainly the genius that invented the wrap sandwich can bring some of his innovation to the ballclub (and the concession stands).
http://www.nesn.com/2011/11/bobby-valentines-invention-of-sandwich-wrap-proves-he-is-an-innovative-mind-could-benefit-red-sox-vi.html
Posted by: HunterStars | 2011.12.01 at 12:41 PM
Hes not Sveum. And if he dont produce a title, he wont be here long (reference 2011). I can live with that. Although I now kind wish Lackey was not TJ'd this season for the guaranteed schedenfreude that would have ensued.
Posted by: Jeff in NC | 2011.12.01 at 01:04 PM
V should totally hire Buckner as first base coach, just to make CHB's head explode.
Posted by: rolo | 2011.12.02 at 04:25 AM
Maybe he has a job for Pedro too?
Posted by: COD | 2011.12.02 at 09:27 AM
Bob,put down that coconut and come home.We need something fun to yak about ;D
Posted by: Harwich Rich | 2011.12.02 at 09:48 AM
If Bobby V can get Beckett to throw two consequtive pitches with runners on base in less time than it takes him to consume a fried chicken, I'll count that as a major step forward.
Posted by: Steve in MD | 2011.12.02 at 12:53 PM
"Bobby Valentine is wasting no time trying to improve the Red Sox." By talking to David Ortiz...
Oh, come on, Abraham. Ortiz is basically all ready to take arbitration and return next year. Valentine isn't "improving" the Red Sox by talking to Papi...he's "maintaining" the Sox at best. Sheesh. Is it going to be a season of watching the media fawn over Valentine?
Posted by: Kaz | 2011.12.02 at 04:09 PM
Ok, wine cart showed up 30 minutes ago... hopefully yaks will talk about taking over the team by Monday.
(Bob is better at this...)
Posted by: Kaz | 2011.12.02 at 04:57 PM
fyi tim tibow
http://www.smh.com.au/sport/the-fitz-files/oh-lord-no-more-of-this-proselytising-20111202-1oav7.html
fuck off
sdu
Posted by: soxdownunder | 2011.12.03 at 06:19 AM
*** Update Monday 12/05 ***
Getting clobbered at work with end of Q4 project deadlines. I'll resume this creepy stuff as soon as I can.
Posted by: h.b. | 2011.12.05 at 09:06 AM
I come back slightly less white and pasty, and this is the welcome I get?
Posted by: Bob | 2011.12.05 at 09:55 AM
OMG, it's a giant lobster!!!
No wait, that's just Bob with a sunburn...everyone go back to your business.
Posted by: Kaz | 2011.12.05 at 10:09 AM
B's rock, Pats fail to inspire confidence.
Posted by: yazbread | 2011.12.05 at 10:13 AM
How will this go over? http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/yankees/bobby-valentine-considers-adding-bill-bucker-boston-red-sox-staff-article-1.985704
Posted by: Billy Mahty | 2011.12.05 at 10:49 AM
Yaz. I think BB was using the Colts game as a glorified scrimmage. Slater started the game at safety?! I wouldn't read too much into it. A win is a win.
Posted by: Scott | 2011.12.05 at 11:12 AM
@Mahty: It will go over quite well. Don't you remember when Buckner threw out the first ball of the 2008 season and got a warm Fenway welcome??? Arguably, he was not really the goat of the 1986 disaster, and, besides, there is redemption in this world. Now Gr*dy L*ttl*?? That's another story!
Posted by: Joe | 2011.12.05 at 12:07 PM
What about MR24? I see he is trying to get reinstated. A perfect addition to any team's clubhouse this holiday season.
Posted by: sonomasox | 2011.12.05 at 12:40 PM
He comes with BBQ grille ;)
Posted by: Harwich Rich | 2011.12.05 at 06:19 PM
For self-immolation.
Posted by: Harwich Rich | 2011.12.05 at 06:20 PM
sdu- just read that Tebow article you posted this morning. All I can day is, "Amen!"
Lol!
Posted by: Rob in CT | 2011.12.05 at 06:27 PM
A warped version of "trading places". Tito replaces Bobby V on ESPN BBTN and Sunday Night Baseball.
I caught some of Tito filling in for Tim McCarver during the playoffs on Fox. I was hoping that would be a permanent change.
Posted by: rm | 2011.12.06 at 09:06 AM
So I guess that means Dale Sveum will be on BBTN next year?
Posted by: Bob | 2011.12.06 at 09:12 AM