Quenching fiahs
Mike:
So Papelbon says he "wasn't close to returning to Boston"...
Bill:
Well, Jon Bon Temps, being that Boston didn't make you an initial offah, didn't make you a countah offah, and all but helped you pack, I'm not sure that your statement carries quite as much impact as you think it does.
Mike:
Meanwhile, Theo says that his first two weeks with the Cubbies has been like "drinking out of a fire hose."
Bill:
Now isn't that just the damnedest coincidence...
Bill:
Aftah our first two weeks togetheh, my RealDoll said the exact same thing!
Jon Bon Temps - classic. I don't think there was ever a doubt that Paps wasn't going to the highest bidder. Thanks for the majority of the memories. Good luck in Philly.
Posted by: soxinsix | 2011.11.15 at 09:23 AM
The image of a vanilla pudding fire hydrant is stuck on my head.
Posted by: Bob | 2011.11.15 at 09:45 AM
Good one, h.b.
Posted by: LarryE | 2011.11.15 at 10:25 AM
Ahh, just "horsing around". It's what jocks do?
Posted by: SAC | 2011.11.15 at 10:51 AM
guzzle it, bitch
Posted by: lc | 2011.11.15 at 11:15 AM
Why would you stick a firehose in your realdoll's mouth? Wait, what? Oh.
Posted by: Jeff in NC | 2011.11.15 at 11:30 AM
At least he didn't say that he only went there because his wife wanted him to be a Phillie.
Posted by: ponch | 2011.11.15 at 12:09 PM
Papelbon is a firehose.
Posted by: Jeff in NC | 2011.11.15 at 12:44 PM
Firehose?
Dare you to click.
Posted by: Kaz | 2011.11.15 at 01:41 PM
I was more broken up when Jason Bay left for the Mets.
Posted by: da kine | 2011.11.15 at 01:57 PM
i was pretty broken up. until i saw him in the phillies uniform. he looks so pompous. oh, and his comments. bah. i hope he chokes on his cheese steak. anger will get me over paps.
Posted by: Lauren | 2011.11.15 at 02:15 PM
BTW, Kaz, next time you have a warning like that, there better be some filthy porn at the other end of the click.
Posted by: da kine | 2011.11.15 at 02:25 PM
Guess Bill's been hitting the Viagra again.
Posted by: sonomasox | 2011.11.15 at 06:50 PM