And they don't grow back

Mike:
Sigh. Now Lestah has succumbed to the compulsion to tell "his side of the story" to the media.

 

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Susan/Circle:
Please make it stop. Stop. StopStopStop.

 

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Mike:
Seriously. Can't they all just go on the Jerry Springah show and have it all out and then neatly wrapp it up within a 60 minute time box?

 

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Susan/Circle:
I dunno. I think to get on Springah or any of those shows you need eithah a paternity case or a sex tape to be involved.

 

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Mike:
Can you imagine Lackey in a sex tape?

 

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Susan/Circle:
Dude, you just like cauterized a dozen a of my eggs.

 

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Comments

[Harwich Rich]

This team has SO screwed the pooch :(

[Harwich Rich]

This team has SO screwed the pooch :(

[Harwich Rich]

What is going on with all the double posts? Just askin'

[James]

The horror...The horror...

[soxinsix]

Lackey in a sex tape? THAT is a disturbing thought.

[Bob]

Lackey in a Marine uniform, cleaning a latrine when who should walk in but Sgt. Carter. "Gomer, Pyle-drive me!"

[Redsauce]

I think "the team screwed the pooch" should be posted multiple times whenever the '11 Sox are mentioned.

[Harwich Rich]

Would his two chins make it a threesome??

[Natalie]

Make the lambs stop screaming!

[Bob]

Silence of the Lambs, huh? Hmmm, if I cut off Lackey's face, I won't have to buy a Halloween costume.

[Harwich Rich]

...and you can always feed it to the dogs afterward.

[Ogie Oglethorpe]

CHB must be walking around with a permanent pants-tent these days.

[Kaz]

Lackey sex tape.

[Harwich Rich]

...but which one is Lackey?? ;D

[Rob in CT]

"...and you can always feed it to the dogs afterward."

With a nice side of fava beans...

H.B. - this is as disturbing a post from you as I've seen. Then again, this is as disturbing a Red Sox team as I've seen, too. So I guess you (the characters?) remain on point. Ugh.

I need a break from RSN...

[Rob in CT]

"...and you can always feed it to the dogs afterward."

With a nice side of fava beans...

H.B. - this is as disturbing a post from you as I've seen. Then again, this is as disturbing a Red Sox team as I've seen, too. So I guess you (the characters?) remain on point. Ugh.

I need a break from RSN...

[h.b.]

I think we all need a break.

I'm going out of town for a 4-day weekend on Friday, so prob may start a mini hiatus then.

[LarryE]

Sure, h.b., NOW you get out of town after leaving us all with haunting images of Lackey in a sex tape. There's NOTHING scarier than that for the Halloween season.

[Follower of ...hold please]

I think I have permanent shrinkage...Lackey sex tape...Tito GONE...Theo GONE. May start following Cubs.

[Harwich Rich]

I don't know,that Kermit/Elmo thing has ME traumitized ;O

[Rob in CT]

h.b. - Could you throw us a bone here and do a quick strip with some unicorns and maybe a dolphin with shooting stars flying out of its ass?

Oooh, maybe 'Circle' with rainbows spouting from her nether-region! Something... *anything* we might use as brain bleach for the stain left by the notion of a John Lackey sex tape. :-P

[Bob]

If Lackey did a sex tape, would his partner's legs, thighs and breasts be original recipe or extra crispy?

[da kine]

Rob, for hb to "throw us a bone here and do a quick strip with some unicorns and maybe a dolphin with shooting stars flying out of its ass?" he would have to subscribe to the democrat 'jobs' plan.

Hayooooooooo! Timeline and incisive.

[louclinton]

maybe I'll throw up some sunsets.

or maybe I'll just throw up.

lc

[Rob in CT]

da kine - funny! I actually said, "Heigh-O!" in my head reading your jibe before seeing yours. Heh!

Sweet Baby Lou, that made me actually LOL... Good one. :-D

[Kaz]

Does anyone else get a weird text zoom resolution thing when loading the site on an iPad these days?