Staying focused

Bill:
So the Yankees took a series from the Sox. Like livah spots and droopy knees, it had to happen soonah or latah.

 

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Doug:
These Yankees series are more and more like hearing a Katy Perry song on the radio.

 

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Doug:
Ovah-hypeded, ovah-played, essentially meaningless. and yet there is that timeless joy and nevahending nourishing wondah of those most bodacious Katy Perry Ta' Ta's.

 

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Doug:
And you just give up, settle in and know that God is in his heaven and all is right with the world.

 

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Bill:
I'm not even sure that comparison makes a lick of sense and yet...

 

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Doug:
And yet your brain is cast adrift, caught and swept away, flotsam and jetsam on the mammary fluxionary.

 

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Bill:
Ta. Ta's.

 

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Doug:
Exactly, my man, exactly.

 

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Comments

[Harwich Rich]

4 Hr.+ flotsam and jetsam

[soxinsix]

Her songs are Gawd-awful, but she definitely has a great rack ;)

[Bob]

I'd like to squeeze those as much as the ump squeezed Lester last night.

[da kine]

Bob brings it quick, hard, and short to the Soxaholix comment section. Speaking of bringing things quick, hard, and short: what's up Katy Perry? How you doing?

[pseudosanity78]

I could totally go for a juggle of the Katy Perry ta-tas myself if one of you promises to rip out her friggin' vocal cords. The singing is bad enough but every insipid thing that comes out of her mouth makes me want to shark punch her in the back of the throat while Russel Brand gives her a chili dog.

Agreed Bob.
And is it just me or does anyone else want to give Teixeira a really hard kick in the bollocks, for no other reason than just to do it? Just me?

[Jeff in NC]

No, not just you. I'll fight you for first in line.

[soxinsix]

You can have Teixeira, pseudo. I'd rather drop kick fucking Posada.

[pseudosanity78]

It's funny, the hubby asked me yeasterday watching the game 'Is it requirement that they all have that douchebaggy look on their faces?' (It was Swisher up to bat) I asked him if he had been reading Soxaholix, he said 'No, they just look like someone smeared shit under their noses right before they stepped into the box.' God I love him.

[pseudosanity78]

It's funny, the hubby asked me yeasterday watching the game 'Is it requirement that they all have that douchebaggy look on their faces?' (It was Swisher up to bat) I asked him if he had been reading Soxaholix, he said 'No, they just look like someone smeared shit under their noses right before they stepped into the box.' God I love him.

[Natalie]

I had the pleasure (misfortune?) of watching the game at a sports bar in Chelsea FULL of Yanks fans. You guys can line up to drop kick Yankees if I get first punching rights to their mouth-breathing, gold chain wearing, obnoxious fans. Yanks fans are The. Worst. But on the plus side, there was bar trivia and I knew Marge Schott as an answer before anyone else, so I am pretty sure I rule. :)

[Paul in DC]

Yep, still half-game up, for what that's worth. Anyhow, as the obnoxious mid-game ad on NESN says:
"Safe in second, safe and secure, New York life."

[Paul in DC]

Yep, still half-game up, for what that's worth. Anyhow, as the obnoxious mid-game ad on NESN says:
"Safe in second, safe and secure, New York life."

[Jeff in NC]

I was kind of a fan of the Red Sox fan for life thing with the pigeons and the cacadooky. A rarity, but NESN pretty much captured my sentiments there. Except for the ball kicking with pseudo of course.

[Kaz]

Went to the game yesterday. Not sure who ball-kicked me more...Lester and the Ump in the 40 pitch 1st inning, the Bowery Bullpen Boys giving up 3 runs to lose the game late, our offense making AJ Burnett look like he changed his last name to Beckett, or A-Gon watching strike 3 after we loaded the bases on Mo.

On top of that, the guys 3 rows in front of me sold their tickets to a giant shaved gorilla in pinstripes and his Snooki-lookalike girlfriend who had a tattoo down her spine that said (I shit you not) "$5 per sex act"... Ok, it definitely said "Per Sex" because I could see that part clearly. Above that was under her hair and below it was hidden by her 1980's giant-neckhole tee. Also, she was wearing yoga pants...but NOT in a good way.

[Jason O.]

Katy Perry's breasts and a "lick" of sense. Well done. As in, like Russell Martin well done.

[Jason O.]

Kaz: Remember that after his brilliant catch, Granderson replaced the divots that his cleats made in your beloved ballpark's outfield. Pure class that supersedes the banal excess of the mobs that embody our declining empire.

[Kaz]

I saw that, J.O. It was also only after some Boston fans yelled "Hey, replace your divots!". :D

[Harwich Rich]

Kaz-she was wearing Yoda pants?? Confused I am ;O

[Roscoe]

Pseudo, I'm with you on Texeira. Did he really complain about Sox-Yanks games being too long? What kind of whiny jerk gets worked up over 3-hour ball games and gets paid $20 something mil while the unemployment rate hovers around 9%?

[LarryE]

One thing interesting in the CHB's article today was that on the day Yaz got his 3000th hit, we won against the Yankees and despite a 15-minute break to honor Yaz, the game took 2 hours, 8 minutes. Last night's 9-inning ball-game took 4.5 hours, more than twice as long. I'll take Katy Perry singing Hot (which she is) 'n Cold over a 4.5 hour 9-inning non-playoff game the Sox lose any day of the week.

[vancouversoxfan]

Sign me up for the Texeira bollock kicking contest. That is definitely something I would gladly spend 4 1/2 hours waiting for.

And Pseudo, your husband could not be more correct!

[Bob]

Ah, the Labor Day weekend. The country's way of saying thanks for a job well done. And a frightening deadline to all who dare wear white. With only four pair of "work" pants (one of which is white khakis), my rotation is about to get as thin as the Yankee's.

I don't really care about the fashionista's ridicule. It's the Junior League's threat to throw hep-C tainted baby seal blood at those wearing white after Monday that scares me.

Anyway, have a great long weekend all. Hopefully we'll have something fun to yak about on Tuesday.

[soxdownunder]

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[soxdownunder]

Can some bastard please rouse me when the Lackey era is over?

[buckner was framed]

I would, sdu, but I've already slit my wrists.

Found it interesting that he didn't have a whiny scowl on his face after his own error yesterday. No acknowledgement at all. What a great teammate

[Jeff in NC]

I hate my favorite team.