Coming up big
Doug:
If Dustin Perdroia were a hurricane he'd be a Category 7.
Mike:
Are you kiddig me, if Pedroia were a hostage rescue mission he'd be the Raid on Entebbe.
Doug:
Seriously, If Pedroia were a volcano, he'd be Krakatoa.
Mike:
Well, duh, I mean if Pedroia was a cosmic event he'd be the Big Bang.
Doug:
OK, if Pedroia were a fictional character in a medieval fantasy series turned into an HBO premium drama, he'd be fucking Khal Drogo.
Mike:
Should we stop now?
Doug:
Yeah, as mere mortals, an ongoing Pedroia discussion can lead to spontaneous combustion.
If Pedroia were a government agent he'd be Jack Bauer.
Posted by: soxinsix | 2011.07.27 at 09:09 AM
Winter is coming. But don't worry, the laser show will keep us warm.
Posted by: Go Sox. Go Heels, etc. | 2011.07.27 at 09:12 AM
Winter is coming. But don't worry, the laser show will keep us warm.
Posted by: Go Sox. Go Heels, etc. | 2011.07.27 at 09:13 AM
If Pedroia was a former football player turned announcer he would, of course, be Ditka! Dustin Ditka.
Posted by: vermonter | 2011.07.27 at 09:29 AM
If Pedroia were a boxer, he'd be Harry Greb.
Posted by: Bob | 2011.07.27 at 09:32 AM
If Pedroia was a Real Doll, I'd be gay.
Posted by: louclinton | 2011.07.27 at 09:40 AM
If Pedroia was a hot TV wife he'd be Tami Taylor on FNL.
Posted by: ponch | 2011.07.27 at 09:41 AM
Lots of chuckles from today's strip, h.b. Thanks !!!
Posted by: LarryE | 2011.07.27 at 09:55 AM
Ponch- aces! Perfect FNL ref....
Posted by: Natalie | 2011.07.27 at 09:58 AM
LC, perfect
Posted by: soxinsix | 2011.07.27 at 09:59 AM
Thanks, LC. Coffee through the nose.
Posted by: Bob | 2011.07.27 at 10:06 AM
If Pedroia were
Matsuzaka in the rain
Cherries would blossom
Posted by: Basho | 2011.07.27 at 10:27 AM
thanks, kids, I was worried that one would sneak by.
lc
Posted by: louclinton | 2011.07.27 at 10:32 AM
I am not going to be a gooch.
Posted by: Kaz | 2011.07.27 at 11:28 AM
If Pedroia were a dog, he'd be a Jack Russell Terrier (that courtesy of my daughter, the dog-lover)
Posted by: Follower of Tito | 2011.07.27 at 11:45 AM
If Pedroia hits in another 33 straight games, this waits at the end of the rainbow.
Posted by: yazbread | 2011.07.27 at 12:07 PM
I can recall three times in my life when for short periods (hours to days) while playinhg sports and hobbies I was absolutely on top of my game. The world around me was my oyster. I was superman. It was an incredible feeling of fun and stardom.
The muddy chicken has been at it for months now. Dude is having the time of his life - literally. And we get the fans benefit.
If Pedroia was a Yankee, he'd be.. nope, there are no yankees as good as he.
Posted by: Jeff in NC | 2011.07.27 at 12:25 PM
In May, when Pedroia was hitting .250 or whatever, a guy where my wife works said that we'd never see the MVP-caliber 2b again. Ha. What's that guy saying now? I asked my wife this question last week. No answer. I'll be asking again tonight.
Posted by: Roscoe | 2011.07.27 at 12:34 PM
If Pedroia played jazz trumpet, he'd make Miles Davis cry.
Posted by: Rob in CT | 2011.07.27 at 02:18 PM
Ervin Santana (Angels) no hit the Indians.
Posted by: Bob | 2011.07.27 at 03:31 PM
NYSoxFan's triple post late yesterday worked - the Mariners win!! Thuuuhhh Yankess lose!
And if Pedroia was a Collingwood footballer, it would be a long trip to the ball pahk each day.
Posted by: soxdownunder | 2011.07.27 at 04:34 PM
Anyone read anything into Reddick being pulled from the original lineup for tonight's game?
Posted by: yazbread | 2011.07.27 at 05:09 PM
Reddick has been traded for a Pedroia cloning machine.
Posted by: sonomasox | 2011.07.27 at 06:24 PM
If Pedroia was a cloning machine, he'd be the XC-1000/C.
Posted by: Bob | 2011.07.28 at 09:02 AM
I wish you all could have shared the deliciousness that was getting into my truck yesterday and listening to John Sterling have to recap the game just played. He always sounds like someones strangling puppies in front of him when he has to say Yankee players didn't play well.
Posted by: ponch | 2011.07.28 at 09:14 AM