Lite Brite, making things with li-i-ight...

Mike:
Since scoring at least 10 runs in 3 of 4 games in mid-June, the Sox have only scored 15 runs in the last 7 and are a sobering. 1-6 in that stretch.

 

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Doug:
Welcome to April in June, it's deja vu all ovah again.

 

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Al:
Yeah, well, maybe it'll be Christmas in July.

 

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Doug:
Nope, nothing but coal in our red stockings.... haven't you heard? The Red Sox are broke ass bitches.

 

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Al:
Po' widdle wed sox with their small mahket paywoll. Sniff.

 

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Mike:
So what the heck happened to the glass half full around here?

 

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Al:
I think it was a trick of the light because it's looking wicked empty today.

 

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Doug:
See that's what happens when the Feds phase out incandescents.

 

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Al:
Fucking fluorescents, you're ruinin' my summah!

 

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Comments

[h.b.]

*** NOTICE ***

I'll be on summer holiday starting tomorrow thru July 11.

I'll set up some auto-posting placeholder vacation spots so you can keep the creepy zeitgeist going in my absence.

[Bob]

I've got a bomb shelter full of incandescent bulbs.

So, Tito has Papi and Gonzalez in the line-up and the only bright spot of the night is Lackey. I kept expecting evil Superman to fly into Bizarro World Yllihp.

[soxinsix]

Have to say Bob, you were right about Lackey. 8 solid innings AND an RBI double to boot? Please continue to prognosticate more success for him before future starts.

[louclinton]

I grew wings and landed with a thud.

lc

[Bob]

It's all meaningless soothsaying if the Sox don't win.

[Kaz]

Our offense stinks worse than a woman left in a public pool for 3 days.

What? Too soon?

[pseudosanity78]

So sayeth the Soothsayer who sayeth the gooch?

[pseudosanity78]

As a swimmer I am appaled that she was not given her own lane.

Also, does this disprove the notion that you void your bowels after passing? They might not close the pool for a dead lady but you can bet your ass they would shut that shiz down the second someone spots a floater.

[Lauren]

This sucks... I do not want to be swept by a team that shares its name with a sandwich.

[Harwich Rich]

...or a Baby Ruth

[David Pinto]

More Amelia Pond!

[Rob in Ct, er, SA]

Here's hoping tonight the Sox cream the Philly high cheese.

I know. I know. A weak stretch for a bad pun.

But it's my only line!! - Carol Cleveland from Monty Python's Flying Circus

[Welkah]

Vacation? OOOO, I hope that means a week of Lisa the Temp!

[Kaz]

Dentists have all the fun...

[Harwich Rich]

Oh sure-but when she whimpers does it sound like a kazoo??

[Bob]

I wish they made another version of that doll without teeth. You know, for other, uh, applications.

[Kev]

Hamels leaves early with hand contusion (A-gon). Sox are up 5 - nil in the top of the 8th and Tek has 2 homers.

[soxinsix]

Nice performance by Lester

[soxdownunder]

Okajima San -
At least you're not BLEEPIN' Jenks!! -
Come back; forgiven.

[Betsy in Rhode Island]

Nice haiku, SDU!

[Bob]

Nice job, Mr. Lester. Number 10 comes at a good time.

Oh, BTW, Whitey's indigent and gets a court-appointed attorney. Some guy from Sydney. Guess he knows Boston pretty well though. Name of "Sadew" or something like that.

[pseudosanity78]

You need teeth to play the kazoo?

[Bob]

Only if you're nibbling on it.

[pseudosanity78]

Well, bzzt bzzt bzt, ba bzzt bzzt bzt, Yowza.
And good to know this team still has some teeth left in it. Don't mind that kind of nibblin'.

[Natalie]

Hmmm, pseudo, what kind of nibblin' DO you mind? Are you rejecting the idea of nibbling on Tek's thighs because them's fighting words, and you probably have triangulated my position. Do I need to be hitting the bag to prepare? :)