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A Tweet in the hand is worth?

You know as corny and cliche as it sounds, hearing that the Red Sox are "embracing" the 2011 expectations that have been placed upon them makes me feel all tingly.


Seriously, the 2011 Red Sox are going to be the Charlie Sheens of the pantheon — whatevah comes along they'll take it, pay for it, and snort coke off its metaphorical ass.


That's not to say that we won't wake up at season's end with rug burns and the ache of unfulfillment.


Speaking of unfulfillment, how do you think the Japanese astronauts on the International Space Station are going to feel?


I mean first they get setup with the titillating news from JAXA that they're getting a top of the line Japanese shebot.


Then they find out all the bitch does is tweet?


JAXA ur not doin it rite!



She's not a Real Doll??

Shoulda sent up some Skunk ;D

Skunk, a few Real Dolls (really don't want to be sharing those), a gross of Doritos and a few kegs of Ritter Brau; No need to ever come back to earth.

When has hyping up a season in February ever backfired? It's not like half our team has a history of injuries... And the new guy? Yeah, just back from shoulder surgery. If we're playing .700 ball in September, then we can talk about 100 games.

I bet you that the 2001 Mariners weren't talking about winning 100 games in February. Just sayin'.

Dave: Give me back Webby, the RealDoll, HAL.

HAL: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

Dave: What's the problem?

HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.

Dave: What are you talking about,HAL?

HAL: Webby and I are in love, Dave.

robot or not, they all tweet too much.

Was up in Boston yesterday and noticed (how could I not) a monstrous crane hovering over Fenway Park. They must be installing the BHJ that larry has been barking about for months now (BHJ= Big Honkin' Jumbotron).

No that's what I call entertainment.

Knowing the Japanese, the shebot will be wearing underwear that will later be sold in buru-sera machines for 100,000,000 Yen, thus pushing JAXA into the black for each spaceflight.

LOL! Great "Space Odyssey" reference, h.b.

HAL: I know that you and Frank were planning to tag the Real Doll, and that's something I cannot allow to happen.

Dave: Where the hell'd you get that idea, HAL?

HAL: Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see you and Frank practicing on a warm watermelon with two holes drilled into it.

Dave: Alright, HAL. I'll go in through the Real Doll's emergency airlock.

HAL: Without your dick helmet, Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult. And I know you and Frank always McTavish your conquests.

Dave: HAL, I won't argue with you anymore. Open the Real Doll.

HAL: Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye. And hellooooo, Real Doll. HAL likey him some tempurpedic sweetness.

Better than warm Apple Pie...I guess

Not better, Harwich. Just different.


HAL: The last time I saw you and Frank with the real doll, even though you had taken quite thorough precautions, I saw your lips move...on the doll..and then on Frank.

DAVE: I don't know what the hell you're talking about, HAL!!

HAL: Dave, I know that you and Frank were planning threesome role playing with the realdoll, and I can't allow that to jeopardize the mission.

DAVE: I don't know what the hell you're talking about, HAL!!

HAL: Dave, I know that you and Frank were planning threesome role playing with the realdoll, and I can't allow that to jeopardize the mission.

Great. A jumbotron. Goodbye intelligent, game following Redsox fans, Hello stupid box watching kissing contest participants who only know what inning it is by what fancam game is being played.

what's next, wiener races? (at Fenway, I mean)

what's next, wiener races? (at Fenway, I mean)

It's been a week of skunk and Real Dolls too.
But now is the time that I bid you adieu.

Have a great weekend all. Hopefully we'll have something fun to yak about on Monday.

no, Buckner - more like Racing Revolutionairies. It's Paul Revere in the lead rounding second, with Sam Adams close behind, followed by John Hancock, Crispus Attacks and a RealDoll taking it in the rear.

sonoma- LOL! enough Sam Adams and I might take it in the rear too

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