Real Excited

Bill:
"Francona thrilled with 2011 potential"

 

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Bill:
"Lucchino anxious for 2011 season to start"

 

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Bill:
"Wakefield ready to accept any role in 2011"

 

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Doug:
So what we're saying here is:

2011's resplendence is real, is never silent and has no bitch.

 

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Bill:
Yeah, what we are saying here is 2011 holds more promise than an animatronic RealDoll™.

 

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Doug:
Well, let's not get carried away now.

 

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Bill:
True. Still need to play the 2011 season and all.

 

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Doug:
Well, that and have seen the progress the Japanese are making with robots?

 

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Bill:
Oooh, my strawberries are tingling.

 

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Comments

[Paul in DC]

... and http://www.nytimes.com/2011/01/21/sports/21loserville.html was also nice to wake up to...

[Natalie]

Wow, the Japanese really weird (and sometimes skeev) me out...

My company (which I joined as employee 20 7 years ago) was just sold for $100 million. If I didn't have a client meeting at 1pm I'd be Charlie Sheening it up with booze, hookers and blow. Awesome day!!

[h.b.]

Congrats, Nat!

Looks like we need a new keyword search:

"Natalie teal smoking rich blow"

BTW gifts and donations of dot.com millionaires are always welcome at Soxaholix World HQ.

[Kaz]

Natalie, that's awesome. Now buy me a car.

[Bob]

After seeing that, I think the Girltar needs to be upgraded.

[Bob]

Natalie's buying the beer on the Budweiser Roof Deck next time. Hell, she might be able to buy the Budweiser Roof Deck.

Congrats!

[Natalie]

Thanks, all. Nowhere near a millionaire from this, but drinks are absolutely on me next Soxa gathering during baseball season!

[Harvard Alumni Office]

Congratulations on your windfall Natalie. We expect our fair share. When might we see the check?

[Natalie]

Oh, well done to whoever HAO is. Reminds me of:

http://www.angelfire.com/tv2/conanobrien/speech.html

[Jason O.]

"Francona thrilled that he's no longer compared to Donald Pleasance."
http://www.thefoolsparadise.com/outer-limits/06-donald-pleasance.jpg

"Lucchino molests Collies"

"Wakefield is actually a pretty cool guy, one of the few Red Sox that's it's hard to mock."

[Jason O.]

Oops, that should read "that it's hard to mock."

[COD]

Congrats Nat! I went through an IPO back in the day. I'm still working so you can guess how it well it worked out :) But I was a millionaire on paper for a couple of weeks!

[Bob]

Well, it's beer cart time. Or in Natalie's case, Chateau Lafite cart.

Have a great weekend all. Hopefully we'll have something fun to yak about on Monday.

[Jeff in NC]

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to the twilight zone.

Damon and Ramirez are now Rays. Damon $5.25M, Ramirez $2M.

All current scalp itches will now be satisfied.

[sonomasox]

not satisfied...still scratching

[Harwich Rich]

5.25 mill.??? That's a lot of naked chinups ;O

[Harwich Rich]

...and it only took Manny how long to run himself out of the National League??

[soxdownunder]

packers

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