One that will open and shut her eyes
Al:
OK now that we've opened all of our Red Sox presents, the full on malaise of January has set in.
Doug:
Yeah, I'm bored.
Al:
I'm the friggin chairman of the bored.
Mike:
Hey, could be worse – At least we're not being interrupted every couple of minutes by a Pomplamoose Hyundai commercial.
Al:
[♪ singing, mockingly]
Up on the housetop, click, click, click.
Mike:
Yeah, the low-pitched hipstah warbling and so-called "Video Song" thingy were rathah chahming the first 50 times or so, but by Christmas Eve I was having visions of punching the bearded dude in the neck.
Mike:
[♪ singing]
Punch in the neck, I won't pause,
To overplay a jingle's against natural law.
Al:
Love 'em or hate 'em, the cute chick's got one serious mole.
Mike:
Absolutely. Nataly Dawn's vying with Summer Glau for the title Miss Seborrheic Keratosis.
Doug:
And it totally turns me on.
Al:
Dude, Are you kidding me? That things an outcropping waiting for a lighthouse.
Doug:
Look when she does that coy look away from the camera move with her eyes, I just wanna nubble up and suck on that thing like it's a 3rd nipple.
Mike:
Scaramanga!
Mole Girl and her hipster dude were polite guests compared to that commercial with Vampire Weekend's "Holiday." Good Lord, I used to like that band, too.
Posted by: Bob | 2011.01.04 at 09:27 AM
Doug,I'm worried about you ;O
Posted by: Harwich Rich | 2011.01.04 at 09:29 AM
oh god, that 2nd to last panel made me throw up in my mouth a little.
Posted by: HunterStars | 2011.01.04 at 09:43 AM
I calmly dealt with that ridiculous Hyundai commercial since the day after Thanksgiving...literally, that's when it started. But when I saw it on January 2nd...well nothing really, but I was sick of it.
How 'bout them Bruins, too!!
Posted by: vermonter | 2011.01.04 at 10:17 AM
Love that chick.
Posted by: Scott | 2011.01.04 at 11:51 AM
You have not heard annoying until you've heard the Go Compare! or Boots commercials this side of the pond. I didn't post a link as I believe that would violate international torture conventions.
Posted by: pseudosanity78 | 2011.01.04 at 03:26 PM
Scaramanga sucking fetishes. Apparently my own perversions are not so perverted after all. Not sure if that makes me happy or sad.
Posted by: Jeff in NC | 2011.01.04 at 03:45 PM
"open and shut her eyes"?? Is she turning Japanese? I really think so,think so,think so. Just to be on the safe side I better check with SDU ;O
Posted by: Harwich Rich | 2011.01.04 at 04:57 PM
Oh... and congrats to Bill Buckner
Posted by: Harwich Rich | 2011.01.04 at 05:00 PM
when's the real doll with a mole hitting the marketplace?
HB - thanks for the linking to my lighthouse
Posted by: sonomasox | 2011.01.04 at 05:05 PM
This will cure you of any mole-sucking fetishes.
Posted by: Kaz | 2011.01.04 at 05:09 PM
Don't know about the Hyundai commercial, but on the West Coast, we had an annoying "Happy Honda Days" jingle that played at least six times an hour!
Posted by: Joe | 2011.01.04 at 07:12 PM