Get out your Brasso
Al:
Let's see... Hot Stove Season is pretty much ovah, but it isn't yet Truck Day...
Al:
So you know what that means?
Al:
It's Media Ball Washing Season!
Mike:
Let a hundred puff pieces flourish.
Al:
Today's target is...
Doug:
Hey, you can't say "target" anymore, didn't you get the memo?
Al:
Oh, right, so today's poof is... drumroll please... Laaaaarrryyyyy Lucchino-oh-oh-oh!
Mike:
If you haven't read Cafardo's piece yet, then let me summarize:
Larry Lucchino is fucking-A awesome.
Al:
Larry is the shits.
Mike:
"Outspoken and respected."
Al:
"He fights."
Mike:
"He doesn't apologize."
Al:
He deserves his own statue.
Doug:
Yeah, yeah, but I didn't see anything in there about his adopting and 3rd World babies.
Doug:
And if you're not not adopting, say, and African baby or 3 then, well, you know...
H.B., where'd you find that pic of BigBri's Real Doll?
Posted by: Bob | 2011.01.20 at 09:13 AM
Do any of the characters follow the black and gold? We get occasional Pats references. I cant remember a strip where they did. Just curious.
jfm
Posted by: jfm | 2011.01.20 at 09:16 AM
Bulls-eye! Oh...sorry. Guess that is NOT the bull's eye. Or is it? Confused.
Posted by: SAC | 2011.01.20 at 10:29 AM
no kidding, SAC. and I think there might be some cross-hairs there, too
Posted by: buckner was framed | 2011.01.20 at 11:11 AM
My youngest kid is about to move out. I've been think about adopting a kid from a third world country to fill my empty nest.
I'm going to try to get a left handed Dominican.
Posted by: SoCalBoSoxFan | 2011.01.20 at 11:38 AM
Larry Lucchino IS awesome and not only because of his name.
Posted by: LarryE | 2011.01.20 at 12:48 PM
I thought the crosshairs were just a graphic of Sarah's sphincter.
Posted by: Jeff in NC | 2011.01.20 at 02:36 PM
Puff pieces? Nah:
http://www.greenbaypressgazette.com/
Posted by: soxdownunder | 2011.01.20 at 02:38 PM
The Yankees will be ground into a fine powder.
Posted by: Ryun | 2011.01.20 at 08:26 PM