For the ramparts we watched / uh, da-da-da-da-da-daaaa

Doug:
So I can read that our goverment knew about Iran smuggling arms to Hezbollah on ambulances, that Hillary Clinton ordered diplomats to spy on other countries, so on and on and so forth...

 

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Doug:
But I can't get any friggin news about the rumored blockbustah trade?

 

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Doug:
Wikileaks? Sounds more like Wikiweak to me.

 

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Mike:
So fah, this hot stove season is in the intensive care ward at Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle.

 

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Al:
It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press.

 

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Doug:
These rumors have left me shaken and disturbed, and all the questions keep coming up ovah and ovah again, like bubbles in a case of club soda.

 

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Mike:
That's how it is. You take a chance getting up in the morning, crossing the street or sticking your face in a fan.

 

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Al:
I don't feel so good.

 

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Doug:
What did the cafeteria serve for lunch?

 

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Mike:
Well, we had a choice of steak or fish.

 

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Doug:
Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.

 

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Mike:
And with that let's have a moment of silence for the passing of one of the funniest men evah -- Mr. Leslie Nielsen.

 

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Comments

[Bob]

Jane: I've heard police work is dangerous.

Frank Drebin: It is. That's why I carry a big gun.

Jane: Aren't you afraid it might go off accidentally?

Frank Drebin: I used to have that problem.

Jane: What did you do about it?

Frank Drebin: I just think about baseball.

[da kine]

My wife was watching one of the morning shows on network TV and they kept fucking up Leslie Nielsen lines. "What's your vector victor?" "I'm not Shirley" etc. If you want to honor the man, don't mangle some of his finest work or ascribe to him that which belongs to others.

[LarryE]

The hot stove season and Leslie have one thing in common, now. They're both dead.

[COD]

10 days with no work
My holiday staycation
is gone like Vmart

[Kaz]

Theo and Larry, I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.

[redleghockey]

A sad end to my sad year here....but i don't do impressions.....my training is in psychology

[Kaz]

Theo and Larry, I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.

[Jeff in NC]

Remember Felix Pie? Not to be confused with any other quality pies out there.

I think the sox can get him for cheap. He just tried to twist his other nut while going absolutely nanners when he wa called out on a pick off in some winter league ball. Saw it on big league stew at yahoo sports. Maybe he was mad about wikileaks? Maybe it's really Assange there in the ump uniform? Maybe Pie is just channelling a little Offerman?

[Kaz]

Theo and Larry, I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.

[PaPesky]

"I'm not Shirley. I'm Shirley Dead." Like El Guapo, remembering me is enough.