Get hell off the planet! Breathe Oil!

Mike:
I knew things were bad at the majah networks and all but I didn't realize it was so bad that now nut jobbahs prefer to go berserkahs at the HQs of minor cable channels.

 

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Doug:
"...and, of course, the Squirrels."

 

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Al:
Of course!

 

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Mike:
And the Froggies. Don't forget the Froggies.

 

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Doug:
Christ, is that the lamest friggin manifesto evah?

 

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Al:
Dude definitely didn't put the "man" in manifesto did he?

 

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Doug:
Yeah, need to call it a "pussifesto" or something.

 

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Mike:
Speaking of... now that 2010 is more or less a wash, any sense of Theo's directive for next season? Go for broke? Slash and burn? Bridge?

 

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Al:
I'm not used to worrying. And that has me worried.

 

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Doug:
Seriously. Makes me think of those poor fucks in 1921. Nevah saw it coming, did they?

 

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Comments

[Harwich Rich]

I'd be UP for a Lisafesto ;)

[jfm]

"Seriously. Makes me think of those poor fucks in 1921. Nevah saw it coming, did they? "

I haven't laughed that hard at a strip in a while. After all of the bad news that has been this season I needed a good laugh.

[Bob]

At first I thought the whole situation was a manijesto, but then the guy took a hostagesto and got shot inthechesto.

Looking foward to the upcoming Mannyfesto.

[Harwich Rich]

"My name is Inigo Montoya,you killed my father,you son of a bitch.Prepare to die"

[Kaz]

I don't think this guy quite got the point of Survivorman.

[Jeff in NC]

Hey, dude did his part and helped decrease population by one. Gotta start somewhere. Now on to all those parasitic human infants??

[ogie oglethorpe]

Pussifesto indeed. I just read it and it isn't quite "Industrial Society and its Future." Now that was a manifesto!

On a side note, if i was starting a heavy metal band, Anchor Baby Filth would be a pretty cool name.

[ogie oglethorpe]

Pussifesto indeed. I just read it and it isn't quite "Industrial Society and its Future." Now that was a manifesto!

On a side note, if i was starting a heavy metal band, Anchor Baby Filth would be a pretty cool name.

[LarryE]

Wow. How he avoided being put in a straightjacket is beyond me.

But enough about Manny.

[The Goat]

I guess God needed another delusional asshole.

As for next year, pass the mustard.

[Jeff in NC]

You know, somewhere in all that pussifesto, he could have at least demanded that Discovery find a way to get the Redsox to the World Series. Might be a little hard for Discovery to accomplish, but not really any more so than the rest of his demands.

[Professional Hitter]

Wow. So Shark Week wasn't enough for this guy, we need a Squirrel Week too?

They should have just sent Tito in there to straighten things out...

[Harwich Rich]

Froggie week

[Jeff in NC]

"these are the demands and the sayings of Lee". We're all lucky this guy never realized he could run for public office. POTUS or bust.

[sonomasox]

Is Tito flexing there or winding up to punch his pussy soon-to-be son-in-law in the jaw?

Hopefully the latter.

[Professional Hitter]

@Harwich - that's the best; this guy has the grapes to hold people hostage and yet he still refers to frogs as froggies? Apparently he was unstable.

Maybe Tito's bracing for a back waxing. Hes' like a hairless cat.

[Professional Hitter]

@Harwich - that's the best; this guy has the grapes to hold people hostage and yet he still refers to frogs as froggies? Apparently he was unstable.

Maybe Tito's bracing for a back waxing. Hes' like a hairless cat.

[Jason O.]

Were this guy a right-winger, the media would be short stroking this all over the place. Thought experiment, shall we?

It would be front page NYT, WaPo, three broadcast networks, etc, that:

1) Tea Parties/Obamacare protesters et al are inciting dangerous violence.

2) Concluding smear: Conservative = deranged.

But: This guy was inspired by Al Gore, so there's nothing to see here, move along.

[The Froggie]

Ribbit

[Kaz]

J.O., name the last guy previously incited to violence by Al Gore.

Meanwhile, there are people pipe bombing a mosque in Florida, shooting guns in Murfreesboro TN, slashing a cabbie's throat in NYC, shooting at Ramadan services in Carlton, NY...

Yeah. Totally the same thing.

[h.b.]

And the firebombing at the campaign office of U.S. Rep. Russ Carnahan!!!!!... oh, wait, that wasn't a right wing whacko after all but disgruntled progressive activist. Nothing to see here, move along. LOL.

BTW I ran over a squirrel yesterday in with my SUV. Score one for the human parasites!

Look out, Froggie, I'm comin' for you next.

[The Froggie]

Preparing to croak