With nothing to say on judgement day
Mike:
You know things aren't going well when wake up and are grateful it was a off day and there is no game to reflect on to staht the day.
Al:
But here's the deal — even with nothing to say this morning aftah a travel day, I still refuse to discuss anything about Lebron James.
Doug:
Are you kidding me, if I was at a sports bah on a deserted island and every channel was turned to LebronTV, I'd still have nothing to friggin' say.
Mike:
For fuck's sake, I'd soonah listen to Justin Biebah and Miley Cyrus covah Clash songs as duets than listen to l'affaire James.
Doug:
Meanwhile, the only downside to the off day coming when it did it meant we didn't get to take advantage of the "Wakefield Hangovah Effect."
Al:
Now see, I've been telling my wife for years that there can be positive associations to a hangovah.
We did get to see a game last night. It was slow pitch softball, with ace Jim Gray pitching to LeBron James.
I swear to God, when they cut to close-ups of James, I could hear Gray giving him a hummer. And right in front of all those kids from the Boys & Girls Club of Greenwich. Although I did love their audible groan when LeBron announced his decision.
BTW, does the richest town in America really need a Boys & Girls Club? It's like having a Days Inn in Abu Dhabi.
Posted by: Bob | 2010.07.09 at 09:07 AM
Like Kennedy's assassination or the Challenger explosion, 20 years from now people will remember exactly where they were when LeBron shared the news.
I was watching Buffy.
Posted by: COD | 2010.07.09 at 09:16 AM
"I was watching Buffy."
One-handed?
:)
Posted by: h.b. | 2010.07.09 at 09:21 AM
Justin and Miley covering The Clash.
"This-is-not Ko-sher!"
No really. That's not kosher...
Posted by: Rob in CT, er, AL | 2010.07.09 at 09:22 AM
I didn't watch the James channel last night, but I'm left wondering this morning: Where have you gone Jackie Robinson?
Posted by: Corker | 2010.07.09 at 09:22 AM
Miami in Pinstripes: the New Evil Empire?
Um, no. No it's not. Not even close, Grey Lady.
Posted by: Rob in CT, er, AL | 2010.07.09 at 09:25 AM
LeBone sucks; TV sucks. But it was only a month or so of idiocy. Wait until the Bret (Bert?) Favre (Farve?) watch ramps up full tilt. ESPN really sucks.
Posted by: urm | 2010.07.09 at 10:04 AM
Did something happen with Lebron James? Not having a TV has its advantages.
Posted by: da kine | 2010.07.09 at 10:16 AM
Oh Bejeezus Hussein,please let me be the one to find the moron who locked the cat in the cat carrier and threw it in the Charles...and yeah I'm a pet lover
Posted by: Harwich Rich | 2010.07.09 at 11:38 AM
Theme: Feces
Ledouchebag James is like my son getting everyone's attention at the holiday dinner table so he can fart. But in that scene, everyone at the dinner table is eager to smell it.
Americans are embarassing sometimes - we'll gobble a shit sandwich faster than a Nathan's on July 4 so long as a celebrity tells us to eat it.
and yes, I viewed yesterday's off day as a nice break - now, "back on your heads!"
Posted by: Jeff in NC | 2010.07.09 at 11:44 AM
Proud to say I was watching "Glee"....wait, did I just type that?
Posted by: Jack | 2010.07.09 at 01:22 PM
I don't know what I was doing, probably chores or reading. What time was it again?
Posted by: mwl in MD | 2010.07.09 at 02:07 PM
All I know is it's time for Beer Cart!
Have a great weekend all. Hopefully we'll have something fun to yak about on Monday.
Posted by: Bob | 2010.07.09 at 04:33 PM
How'd ya get so rude and a reckless? How could you be so crude and a feckless? Drinking brew for breakfast?
Joe lives......
Posted by: redleghockey | 2010.07.09 at 09:44 PM
Did it get better than their first verse:
He's in love with rock'n'roll woah,
He's in love with getting stoned, woah
He's in love with Janie Jones woah,
He don't like his boring job,
NO.
Well, yeah it did. White Man in Hammersmith Palais; Armegedian Time, all of 'Give 'em Enough Rope, bits of Lond Calling.
Mylie Cyrus and that other kiddy. Lebron James. Fuck that.
Back from Vanuatu and unpleased about it.
sdu
Posted by: soxdownunder | 2010.07.11 at 07:28 AM
Did it get better than their first verse:
He's in love with rock'n'roll woah,
He's in love with getting stoned, woah
He's in love with Janie Jones woah,
He don't like his boring job,
NO.
Well, yeah it did. White Man in Hammersmith Palais; Armegedian Time, all of 'Give 'em Enough Rope, bits of Lond Calling.
Mylie Cyrus and that other kiddy. Lebron James. Fuck that.
Back from Vanuatu and unpleased about it.
sdu
Posted by: soxdownunder | 2010.07.11 at 07:28 AM