Leaving the old Dice-K behind?
Bill:
Behold the Lunah Mothra!
Mike:
"He was tremendous," Francona said. "First-pitch strikes, 19 of 24. Power to his pitches, slider, cutter. Two walks."
Bill:
Two walks? Two walks? Srsly?
Mike:
Dude, Dice is 5-0 this season when walking two or fewah battahs.
Bill:
Hmmm... call me crazy but maybe, just maybe, there is some sort of, I dunno, "pattern" at work here?
Mike:
From the artist's brush
A nature scene, growing grass –
Look! It's almost dry.
.
I'm not going to get too excited just yet thanks
Posted by: Harwich Rich | 2010.07.20 at 09:09 AM
Maybe it's fate that
the moth flies best when
on the Pacific
Posted by: HunterStars | 2010.07.20 at 09:13 AM
wait- that second line didn't come out right... take two:
Maybe it's fate that
the moth flies best when he is
on the Pacific
That's what I get for posting pre-coffee!
Posted by: HunterStars | 2010.07.20 at 09:15 AM
wait- that second line didn't come out right... take two:
Maybe it's fate that
the moth flies best when he is
on the Pacific
That's what I get for posting pre-coffee!
Posted by: HunterStars | 2010.07.20 at 09:15 AM
I am
faithfully,
lc
Posted by: louclinton | 2010.07.20 at 09:27 AM
Just when I thought I was out ... they pull me back in.
Posted by: yazbread | 2010.07.20 at 09:34 AM
A mime says "sanshin"
A beancounter throws a bean
A bore, now bacon.
Posted by: Bob | 2010.07.20 at 09:51 AM
me too yazbread. But I am a little more positive than my brother who predicted they would be 12.5 ack when they returned from the road trip. It is amazing what this guy can do when he attacks the zone instead of nibbling. Two walks. It was actually fun to watch him.
Posted by: vasoxfan | 2010.07.20 at 10:03 AM
2 hits, 6 Ks-yes!
and under 3 hours, no less
A's Wake for tonight?
Posted by: buckner was framed | 2010.07.20 at 10:09 AM
"But, but, but, I'm Lindsay Lohan..."
Posted by: Steve in MD | 2010.07.20 at 01:06 PM
*hic*
Posted by: buckner was framed | 2010.07.20 at 01:12 PM
yes, the mothra was good
E-Pat has wheels like lightning
Ben Sheets is Cy Young?
I really hate pissing on parades but not sure why it took so long to hit Sheets. Was at the game and could nearly finish a beer while the ball was making its way to the plate.
Posted by: sonomasox | 2010.07.20 at 02:08 PM
yes, mothra was good
E-Pat has wheels like lightning
Ben Sheets is Cy Young?
I hate pissing on parades but not sure why it took so long to hit BS. Was at the game and could nearly finish a beer while the ball was making its way to the plate.
Posted by: sonomasox | 2010.07.20 at 02:11 PM
why the hate typepad?
Posted by: sonomasox | 2010.07.20 at 02:27 PM
A hurler named Dice Matsuzaka
Caused tears and occasional laughter.
He was good, it is true,
When he only walked two
His change-up behaving like Kafka.
http://picasaweb.google.com.au/soxdownunder/Soxdownunder02Date#5496087922140004530
Posted by: soxdownunder | 2010.07.20 at 04:44 PM
Ha! Good one SDU.
But just exactly HOW does a change-up act like a cockroach? :-D
Posted by: Rob in CT, er, AL | 2010.07.20 at 05:03 PM
Dice-K is the new D-Lowe. Mental faculty and its stability is everything.
Posted by: da kine | 2010.07.20 at 05:23 PM
Rob - if you were literary critic, I would be TS Eliot.
But you're not.
Posted by: soxdownunder | 2010.07.20 at 06:02 PM
Rob - if you were literary critic, I would be TS Eliot.
But you're not.
Posted by: soxdownunder | 2010.07.20 at 06:02 PM
Ha! Peter, the people in the hotel room next to mine have to be wondering what I'm laughing so hard at.
Just remember, those who can't limmerick, teach. Those who can't teach, teach gym. Those who can't teach gym go get their CPA license and consult for a living.
:-D
Posted by: Rob in CT, er, AL | 2010.07.20 at 08:54 PM
Hey Peter,are those the two fairies from Monster Island at the bottom of that Mothra poster?? just askin' ;O
Posted by: Harwich Rich | 2010.07.21 at 12:00 AM
Not sure if they're fairies, but they're about to get et.
Posted by: soxdownunder | 2010.07.21 at 03:38 AM