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I'm sure it'll be fine

Uh-oh, Pedroia.


The early prognosis is that it's just a mild, keep an eye on it day to day, kinda thing.


Yeah, well, pencil me in as skeptical and more than a little bit worried.


Seriously, whenevah the medical reports staht talking about how mild a wrist injury is I'm reminded of NASA...


"Ah, well, it's just a piece of foam and it bounced right of and shit. This will not in any way, whatsoevah, effect the mission."


Now you've gone and increased my risk for a panic attack. This leaves me no choice but to consult with Dr Jameson at lunch.



A wrist injury is especially bad for road trips. It severely reduces the effectiveness of hotel adult tv channels as a stress reducer.

Yet another reason I am not feeling confident going into the 2010 season.

Bob, there's always the Tiger Woods school of stress reduction.

But DuBois, you can't put that on a per diem.

You can if you're creative about it.

Go to an Asian massage parlor put it on your expense report as an "all you can eat Chinese buffet with the Happy Ending dessert special including ."

I don't know if anyone noticed, but I told you about Richard Alpert 3 years ago.

You're welcome.

[three months without a baseball comment, so yes I'm a dick]


I'm three behind in Lost but I don't particularly care about spoilers because I think it is SHIT now.

Per diem? Since when do Baseball Annies charge?

You said "like Tiger." What's-her-skank charged him $4,000.

I'm suddenly reminded of this quote from Kenny Powers:

"A lot of people ask me, 'Kenny Powers, you're a giant superstar. You can get any woman. Have you ever paid for sex?' And the answer is yes, I have. Several times, in fact. And it's actually kinda cool. You can negotiate practically anything and sometimes, even just kind of do stuff in the moment that you never agreed to pay for and it goes by without much argument."

Thought Al was always drinking scotch. Gold cup and all.

Jameson? Does that come in a bottle or with a first name of Jenna?

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