First half belongs to Beckett

Mike:
Congratulations to Josh Beckett on win numbah 100.

 

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Steve:
And he pitched one helluva game to get it too — 3 hits, 7K's, and no walks in the *complete* game gem.

 

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Mike:
Othah than getting roughed-up by the Yankees on consecutive stahts back in April, Beckett has been on a real streak.

 

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Steve:
Dude's won 9 of his last 10.

 

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Mike:
The thing is, too, he hasn't just won those games, he's pwned the opposition.

 

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Steve:
Are you kidding me? Beckett is so hot that Hans Blix called saying he needs to inspect him.

 

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Mike:
Seriously. Dude's fastball is so hot and unhittable that they should staht calling it the Megan Fox.

 

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Comments

[Harwich Rich]

Nice,h.b.

[Bob]

Beckett, my Beckett
Master of rhythm and pitch
Samuel would love you.

(Hey, it depends on how you pronouce Samuel.)

[da kine]

If David Silver from 90210 can get a handy from her in public, I think it is hittable.

Just not by me.

[Natalie]

I know you meant pwned, but I love the idea of Beckett "pawning" the opposition, like they're his grandfather's watch and he just needs a little something for the tables at Casear's. :)

[Harwich Rich]

Hmmm...a sleeve job from Megan Fox :)))

[h.b.]

Damn, auto-correct.

Almost has bad as typing "that ducking sucks" on the iPhone.

Fixing now...

[Natalie]

The iPhone autocorrect is a godsend for my ham hands most of the time, but occasionally supremely irritating. xx is a common sign off here in London and the iPhone ALWAYS changes it to fx, which looks a liiiiiiiiitle weird, if you ask me. :)

[louclinton]

my atari 600 XL works fine

lc

ps 3 game lead and the mfy yankee fan next door hasn't been heard from all morning. life is as sweet as a petunia

[Kaz]

Even though Beckett got roughed up by the Yankees, we won both of those games anyways.

Wanna know how I know?

[h.b.]

// Wanna know how I know? //

That's funny. Love it.

[sonomasox]

I'm almost passed the good vibes from yesterday and now on to praying Beckett doesn't pitch tomorrow.

Also mourning the next 4 days of shits-ville.

[vasoxfan]

// Wanna know how I know? //

Cause the MFY fanbase rushed up to tell you?

[RonF]

MFY claw back from 4 back to even it up. Then we win 3 straight and they lose 3 straight. Hah!

[soxdownunder]

A decent autocorrect would surely have added a http://images.google.com.au/images?q=megan+fox&sourceid=navclient-ff&rlz=1B2GGGL_enAU207AU207&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=wZ1bSr7sEYH4sQPaqdWDCw&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=7 "> Megan Fox link to the final frame.

[Larry Here]

I don't even know who Megan Fox is, but wanted to see what she looked like, of course. As I was typing her name into the google box, a facebook chat window from my sister opened up before I saw it, so my reply to what she said was "gan Fox." Slightly embarrassing.So, I'm with SDU on this one...

[h.b.]

Too funny. And point taken. I actually thought of putting a link then said, nah, Google is right there... but next time I'll make the extra effort.

[IkeG]

Hans Brix, you're bustin my balls

Was at game yesterday. I don't think Bay swung at more than 3 pitches. Beckett was ridiculous