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First half belongs to Beckett

Congratulations to Josh Beckett on win numbah 100.


And he pitched one helluva game to get it too — 3 hits, 7K's, and no walks in the *complete* game gem.


Othah than getting roughed-up by the Yankees on consecutive stahts back in April, Beckett has been on a real streak.


Dude's won 9 of his last 10.


The thing is, too, he hasn't just won those games, he's pwned the opposition.


Are you kidding me? Beckett is so hot that Hans Blix called saying he needs to inspect him.


Seriously. Dude's fastball is so hot and unhittable that they should staht calling it the Megan Fox.




Beckett, my Beckett
Master of rhythm and pitch
Samuel would love you.

(Hey, it depends on how you pronouce Samuel.)

If David Silver from 90210 can get a handy from her in public, I think it is hittable.

Just not by me.

I know you meant pwned, but I love the idea of Beckett "pawning" the opposition, like they're his grandfather's watch and he just needs a little something for the tables at Casear's. :)

Hmmm...a sleeve job from Megan Fox :)))

Damn, auto-correct.

Almost has bad as typing "that ducking sucks" on the iPhone.

Fixing now...

The iPhone autocorrect is a godsend for my ham hands most of the time, but occasionally supremely irritating. xx is a common sign off here in London and the iPhone ALWAYS changes it to fx, which looks a liiiiiiiiitle weird, if you ask me. :)

my atari 600 XL works fine


ps 3 game lead and the mfy yankee fan next door hasn't been heard from all morning. life is as sweet as a petunia

Even though Beckett got roughed up by the Yankees, we won both of those games anyways.

Wanna know how I know?

// Wanna know how I know? //

That's funny. Love it.

I'm almost passed the good vibes from yesterday and now on to praying Beckett doesn't pitch tomorrow.

Also mourning the next 4 days of shits-ville.

// Wanna know how I know? //

Cause the MFY fanbase rushed up to tell you?

MFY claw back from 4 back to even it up. Then we win 3 straight and they lose 3 straight. Hah!

A decent autocorrect would surely have added a http://images.google.com.au/images?q=megan+fox&sourceid=navclient-ff&rlz=1B2GGGL_enAU207AU207&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=wZ1bSr7sEYH4sQPaqdWDCw&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=7 "> Megan Fox link to the final frame.

I don't even know who Megan Fox is, but wanted to see what she looked like, of course. As I was typing her name into the google box, a facebook chat window from my sister opened up before I saw it, so my reply to what she said was "gan Fox." Slightly embarrassing.So, I'm with SDU on this one...

Too funny. And point taken. I actually thought of putting a link then said, nah, Google is right there... but next time I'll make the extra effort.

Hans Brix, you're bustin my balls

Was at game yesterday. I don't think Bay swung at more than 3 pitches. Beckett was ridiculous

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