Mike:
So Lucchino and Manny had bonding moment yestahday, but nobody knows for sure what they discussed.
Doug:
Are you kidding me? I'm sure Lucky was all "you know it's that punk kid Theo who wants to trade you right, Manny? Not me. The Larry loves The Manny. "
Mike:
Heh. But, seriously, we need to cut Lucchino some slack. I mean when you read this ESPN piece you realize how crucial he was in the Matsuzaka pursuit.
Doug:
Yeah, OK, I'll tip my cap to both Larry and The Dentist on that one.
Doug:
This whole Japanese adventure is going to be the nads, you know?
Mike:
Absolutely. And it looks like Matsui is gearing up his own electric nut massage in this interview snip …
Mike:
Interviewer: "What about facing Matsuzaka? Will you hit his fastball?"
Matsui: "When he throws me a good fastball…I'll swing…it will go deep…into the Red Sox bullpen…and into Okajima's glove, as he's warming up."
Doug:
Christ, I love Matsui for saying that. Bring it on, dude-san.
Mike:
This is shaping up to be the best summah evah.