Steve:
I feel like we're in that movie Ground Hog day. Every morning I wake up and it's still Spring Training.
Mike:
Seriously. Has a Spring Training ever lasted so friggin' long?
Steve:
People are getting so frustrated that their behavior has become erratic. I mean how else do you explain this bizarre vandalism in Blackstone ?
Mike:
Scaling a barbed wire fence, destroying an electrical panel in Blackstone of all places? That's just plain weird.
Steve:
Meanwhile, we don't need any paternity tests to prove Renee Roszel is Randy Johnson's progeny. The poor kid looks just like him.
Mike:
Yeah, she's 16 and 6 feet 1. Wow. Wondah if she can pitch?
Steve:
So the kid can't go to school because of all the media attention … Now, see the importance of a two-parent family and why Randy needs to be a part of his daughter's life?
Mike:
Absolutely. I mean daddy Big Unit needs to teach the Lil' Unit how, when the media gets in your face, you stiff arm 'em right propah.
