Behold the highlight

Mike:
My ass is dragging big time today … All night I kept dreaming I was really exhausted and every time the alarm clock would go off I'd say, "No, I can't do it. I'm too tieahd." Then the alarm clock went off for real.

 

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Susan/Circle:
Yeah, while you're hitting the snooze and hoping it's the nightingale and not the lark, the real tough guys are already done with their bad ass workout for five tool playahs.

 

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Mike:
No kidding. I need some performance enhancing drugs or something.

 

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Susan/Circle:
Isn't that cheating?

 

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Mike:
To quote BALCO Barry, "I don't know what cheating is."

 

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Susan/Circle:
Oh, great defense. I'm going to use that on Mrs. Johnny Damon when I get caught in flagrante delicato with her man meat.

 

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Mike:
You're liking Jesus in blond highlights I take it?

 

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Susan/Circle:
He will be revealed himself, but his image is hidden by his highlights.

 

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Mike:
Wretched is the body that is dependent on a body.

 

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Susan/Circle:
I witness to that, my young Goodman Brown, do I evah.

 

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Comments

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hb you did it. you finally found a literary reference that was so far above the head of your readers that they are intimidated into silence...way to go!