Mike:
When it comes to writing about baseball injuries and medicine, Will Carroll is the man.
Bill:
Hell yeah he is. Love that line in the Dirt Dogs excerpts where he says the myth of Schilling's postseason performance will always outstrip the truth, but the truth is enough.
Mike:
But now that Carroll and Silva are all lovey dovey, I pine for the good old days when everyone hated each other.
Bill:
No kidding. It's like there's been a Dr. Phil inter-fucking-vention or something in the baseball fan site world.
Mike:
[Imitating the voice of the talk show guru] Now be sure to stay tuned tomorra for a very special episode where I'll be joined by Jason Varitek and Alex Rodriguez and I'll show all y'all how to repair any broken relationship using strategies from my best selling and excellent book that all y'all should have.
Bill:
You know you're only lonely if you're not there for you.
Mike:
For fuck's sake that Dr Phil is a bigger impostor than Barry Balco Bonds.
