Doug:
Yeah, the dude says New Englanders are always looking for a lost cause to support.
Bill:
Ah, right. Lost causes … the local newspaper industry certainly comes to mind on that one. Declining circulation. Declining relevance. No fucking wonder Chaz has to spaz.
Doug:
You know it's bad enough having to deal with all the shit heads who jump on the bandwagon. Now we've got to put up with the fuckers who want to drive the bandwagon off a cliff for excitement, because, you know, winning is boring.
Bill:
I'm trying to figure how what makes one of these "winning sucks" fuckers tick. You think after they got their first piece of ass they were all "Well, that's ovah with. Now I'm bored. Guess I'll just put my little wee wee away now." rather than saying, "Shee-at that was some good cooking. I needs me more of that and fast."
Doug:
Yeah, yeah, big time. I think dudes like Chaz get up and say, "I'm a staff writer at the Lowell Sun. That's good enough. All that big dreams, goals, and passion shit is way overrated."
Bill:
Yeah, there's a reason some men grow up and become Curt Schillings and others grow up and become fucktards.
