Mr. Nelson: For a Stronger America

Red Sox fans continue to soak it all in …

Mike:
Why do I feel tired as fuck this morning despite the so-called extra hour of sleep?

 

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Bill:
No, shit I looked in the mirror this morning and saw Mr. Nelson looking back at me.

 

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Mike:
Reminds me … does Pedro's little friend come as part of a Pedro Free Agent signing or does Boston have to negotiate a separate contract for the little good luck guy?

 

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Bill:
Fuck. I'm not ready to think about Free Agents yet, dwarves or otherwise. I want this victory glow to last a bit longer.

 

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Mike:
I know … Kapler, Martinez, Varitek, Cabrera, Mirabelli, Reese, Williamson …

 

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Bill:
You forgot Poland … and Lowe.

 

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Mike:
Right, Poland. What the fuck was I thinking? But Lowe, well, he's the only one I'm not wondering about.

 

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Bill:
You voting tomorrow?

 

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Mike:
Fuck yeah. Gotta write in Mr. Nelson for Preznut.

 

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Bill:
Considering our choices, that's not a bad fucking idea.

 

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Mike:
Hell, yeah it is. You know what they say, "A dwarf on a giant's shoulders sees farther of the two."

 

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Comments

[Homeboy]

I always end up tired on the Monday after the extra hour - how does that make sense?

[loosah]

Same here, except I fall asleep an hour earlier. I had to resort to drinking coffee at 11 P.M. last night to do some work that under Daylight Savings Time I would not have needed java to adequately complete.

[da kine]

In my adopted state of Hawaii, we don't mess around with that nonsense. Also, we have palm trees, perfect weather, and hot womenz wearing grass skirts. Wow, I'm a dick.

[cway12]

I DiG the site. Just discovered it. I live in this same Bizzarro world. Get some Monkey!!!