Baseball Celebrity Makeovers

Mike:
The photoshopped image of the Spankees' GM Brian Cashman's normal male pattern baldness pate replaced with Pedro's gerry curls is what puts the Big in Big Dog.

 

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Bill:
Absolutely brilliant. What's fucking amazing to me is how it's an improvement for Cashman. He should definitely fucking consider a hair transplant and a perm.

 

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Mike:
Yeah, the nerdy porn star look is so fucking in. Put a satin Skankees dugout jacket on with the two NY strippers Mystique and Aura on each arm and Cashman is a real motherfucking P.I.M.P.

 

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Bill:
You know the Spankees need to add another stripper to their little pinstripe retinue … I'm thinking "Deep Throat" … you know, someone who'll teach them how not to choke on a big 3-oh.

 

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Mike:
BOOM-CHICKA-WOW-WOW

 

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Comments

[da kine]

The worst choker of all, when his name is spoken a la Snoop Dogg, becomes "Jizzeater". 'Nuff said.

[loosah]

Call up Linda Lovelace, coz it's time to tell them that they cannot get pleasured by choking. However, we can and did.

Anyway, I remember that this strip once called the two Spankee Strippers "Mystique" and "Destiny". Didn't G38 say it was "Mystique and Aura" that were dancers at a nightclub?

[Templar]

Is that "Battling Evil" shirt a real shirt? If so, I might have to get that.

[h.b.]

Yes, the Battling Evil is a real shirt. You can get it here:
The Red Seat

Losah, I think you're right about the stripper names. I'm going to change it in the strip.

[Mazz]

Cashman is "miffed" at Georgie for keeping him out of the Pedro meeting. Won't even give a comment right now!
So Cashman could be a stunt double for "Huggie Bear" right now and Pam Grier on his arm....Boy, you been cut off!

[wbc5]

It's not just Photoshop Joy. Johnny D is all over the Apple in a striking Red Sox Red.

Whined Brooklyn Borough Prez (and politico of ample girth), "Breaking the Curse is still no excuse for defacing public property."

http://www.nydailynews.com/11-17-2004/front/story/253655p-217098c.html

[nfl jerseys]

America is a big country with various popular sports and American football is one of them. NFL, the National Football League, is the highest level of professional American football in the United States.

[cheap NFL jerseys]

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