Baseball Celebrity Makeovers
Mike:
The photoshopped image of the Spankees' GM Brian Cashman's normal male pattern baldness pate replaced with Pedro's gerry curls is what puts the Big in Big Dog.
Bill:
Absolutely brilliant. What's fucking amazing to me is how it's an improvement for Cashman. He should definitely fucking consider a hair transplant and a perm.
Mike:
Yeah, the nerdy porn star look is so fucking in. Put a satin Skankees dugout jacket on with the two NY strippers Mystique and Aura on each arm and Cashman is a real motherfucking P.I.M.P.
Bill:
You know the Spankees need to add another stripper to their little pinstripe retinue … I'm thinking "Deep Throat" … you know, someone who'll teach them how not to choke on a big 3-oh.
Mike:
BOOM-CHICKA-WOW-WOW
The worst choker of all, when his name is spoken a la Snoop Dogg, becomes "Jizzeater". 'Nuff said.
Posted by: da kine | 2004.11.18 at 07:12 AM
Call up Linda Lovelace, coz it's time to tell them that they cannot get pleasured by choking. However, we can and did.
Anyway, I remember that this strip once called the two Spankee Strippers "Mystique" and "Destiny". Didn't G38 say it was "Mystique and Aura" that were dancers at a nightclub?
Posted by: loosah | 2004.11.18 at 08:29 AM
Is that "Battling Evil" shirt a real shirt? If so, I might have to get that.
Posted by: Templar | 2004.11.18 at 08:55 AM
Yes, the Battling Evil is a real shirt. You can get it here:
The Red Seat
Losah, I think you're right about the stripper names. I'm going to change it in the strip.
Posted by: h.b. | 2004.11.18 at 09:00 AM
Cashman is "miffed" at Georgie for keeping him out of the Pedro meeting. Won't even give a comment right now!
So Cashman could be a stunt double for "Huggie Bear" right now and Pam Grier on his arm....Boy, you been cut off!
Posted by: Mazz | 2004.11.18 at 09:50 AM
It's not just Photoshop Joy. Johnny D is all over the Apple in a striking Red Sox Red.
Whined Brooklyn Borough Prez (and politico of ample girth), "Breaking the Curse is still no excuse for defacing public property."
http://www.nydailynews.com/11-17-2004/front/story/253655p-217098c.html
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