Send Sveum to the showers

The Sox can't manage a road sweep and lose to Tampa Bay …

Bill:
Man, the Dirt Dog has become like a pit bull with his jaw locked on a hunk of meat over this Nomar thing. [Laughs]

 

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Doug:
Not surprising. El Perro Sucio was always the skeptic over the Nomar injury … Remember his sheath scoop that was quickly refuted? Seems the motherfucking chickens have come home to roost.

 

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Bill:
Here's something positive: top prospect Hanley Ramirez has been promoted to double A.

 

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Doug:
Hey, don't go all pollyanna positive on me, dude. Didn't you see that troll in the Bambino's Curse comments yesterday calling us pissahs and moanahs? We gotta live up to expectations. [Laughs]

 

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Bill:
Like pissing and moaning is a bad thing? I was born pissing and moaning fercrissakes.

 

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Doug:
Speaking of, last night I dreamt that I pissed on Dale Sveums's head. I entered the restroom, approached the urinal, and started pissing, when suddenly I realized it was not a urinal at all … but Dave Sveum.

 

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Bill:
[Imitating a German, Freud like accent] Dat es most intavesting. Do go on.

 

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Doug:
As I began to protest (to the dream itself) I understood that I must have known it was him. I felt ashamed, yet wronged. I also felt like the only thing I ever wanted to happen was finally happening.

 

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Bill:
[Laughs] This is not surprising. Sveum is a fucking nightmare.

 

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Doug:
Jeezum effin crow. Someone please tell me what is so fucking difficult about coaching 3rd base?

 

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Author's Notes
Doug's piss dream is taken from Wenderoth's Letters to Wendy's entry of September 14, 1996.

Comments

[Tim]

Where's Wendell Kim when you need him?

[DB Cooper]

Get Your War On called...they'd like their comic strip back.

[h.b.]

Re "Get Your War On" yes, this is influenced by that strip, I say as much in the About page. Also heavily influenced by Wonkette and Boston Dirt Dogs with regard to tone and style.

But GYWO did NOT include links within the text the characters speak nor was it published daily. In that sense, I like to think I'm taking the clip art idea a step further.

Also this strip is fully compliant for persons on screen readers and other assistive devices and can be accessed via a PDA or cell phone. Neither was the case with GYWO.

I'm just sayin'...

[Boss]

Wave 'Em In Wendell.... Send 'Em In Sveum. Man this guy sucks...watch him cost us the goddamn World Series this year

[Boss]

Wave 'Em In Wendell.... Send 'Em In Sveum. Man this guy sucks...watch him cost us the goddamn World Series this year

[Boss]

Wave 'Em In Wendell.... Send 'Em In Sveum. Man this guy sucks...watch him cost us the goddamn World Series this year

[Richard Gadsden]

Dale Sveum is now managing the Milwaukee Brewers in the postseason. Bit of a surprise, that.