Ramon Samon

The Sox drop two to the Twins over the weekend, but everything is overshadowed by the stunning Nomar trade …

Bill:
As stereotyped and caricatured Red Sox fan, I know I'm supposed to be going all Jack Torrance with an ax in hand over this Nomah trade …

 

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Doug:
Yeah, how did Silva put it? You're supposed to be all mad that your Nomah posters have to come down from your bedroom walls and grouchy that you can't wear your #5 jerseys to work no more. [Laughs]

 

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Bill:
Exactly. Even the stat head pocket protector wearing geeks are saying Theo got hosed.

 

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Doug:
Yeah, but Gammo is ready to get out the vote for an Epstein/Depodesta presidential ticket.

 

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Bill:
Abso-fucking-lutely. I'm a citizen of the Theocracy. I'm beyond ready for a Red Sox team made up of players who think about winning more than their next contract.

 

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Doug:
Of course, [makes sound of a whiny, mamby pamby voice] this is so tough on the kids boo hoo hoo. [Laughs]

 

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Bill:
Note to parents, two words: Ritalin and Prozac. Dope those little fuckers the hell up. [Laughs]

 

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Doug:
Fuck yeah, I think the only thing I hate more than kids are the breeders who have them. [Laughs]

 

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Bill:
[Laughs] So I guess we won't be seeing you at the Company's annual summer family picnic next week, eh?

 

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Doug:
Depends. What is the Company policy on picnic attire? For instance, can I be clothed in a manner that would cause discomfort or offense to others?

 

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