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Ramon Samon

The Sox drop two to the Twins over the weekend, but everything is overshadowed by the stunning Nomar trade …

As stereotyped and caricatured Red Sox fan, I know I'm supposed to be going all Jack Torrance with an ax in hand over this Nomah trade …



Exactly. Even the stat head pocket protector wearing geeks are saying Theo got hosed.


Abso-fucking-lutely. I'm a citizen of the Theocracy. I'm beyond ready for a Red Sox team made up of players who think about winning more than their next contract.


Of course, [makes sound of a whiny, mamby pamby voice] this is so tough on the kids boo hoo hoo. [Laughs]


Note to parents, two words: Ritalin and Prozac. Dope those little fuckers the hell up. [Laughs]


Fuck yeah, I think the only thing I hate more than kids are the breeders who have them. [Laughs]


[Laughs] So I guess we won't be seeing you at the Company's annual summer family picnic next week, eh?


Depends. What is the Company policy on picnic attire? For instance, can I be clothed in a manner that would cause discomfort or offense to others?



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